The inane mutterings of a blonde gone crazy

Written by EskimoPrincess

HEY ALL!

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Thanks for looking at my profile!

Too many of you guys to say hi and thanks to so....uh...thanks to all of ya!
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Random

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I have the sorest back, and my stomach is killing me.

However I got my cashews and I am very happy with that!

So the first BB housemate of 2007 was evicted.

Was a shame because she was really ace!
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Goodbye Paris

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So the bitch is finally given civillian treatment.

Took them awhile.

Hope she doesn't show up to her sentence date, will be given 90 days then!
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Exercise is the killer of fatty.

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My unfitness disgusts me.

Seriously.

FUCKEN TRAGIC.

On the plus side, at least I am working towards getting fitter.
As opposed to so many out there.

So that to me is a plus, at least I don't sit around going WAH WAH WAH I AM SO FUCKING FAT BLAH BLAH BLAH and do fuck all about it.

So for that, I am proud.
Because at least when I didn't exercise, I didn't complain about being a fatty either. Much.

Now that I have to exert myself...I have a right to complain haha.

Jayden always says I'm not a fatty but to me, he's a liar.
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Friday morning ramblings.

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I am having a rather weird craving for cashew nuts.

Now...
I have always liked peanuts but not like this!!!

And I've been wanting apple pie all week.

I HATE apple pie

Why is it that at 1:35am all the slut sms commercials come on?

"AH UHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME NOW UHHHHHH SMS ME NOW FOR SEX TALK UHHHHHH!"

Do those chicks not feel stupid for dry fucking a bed in front of a camera crew for like $500?

"Join our mobile club and win $10,000."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA and then your phone bill of $20,000 comes in.

SUCKAAAAAAAAA.

I like David Letterman. Lettermen? Psh either or. I THINK Letterman. Google just confirmed it for me.

He entertains me, to say the least.

Now tell me, guys, IS THAT HIS REAL HAIR?
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RAIN GLORIOUS RAIN!!!!

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Ahhh I fucken LOVE rain!!!!

Especially since we need it so badly!

So everyone, stop complaining about rain and think about those of us here in Australia (and more so those in the outback) who pray for rain daily and who haven't seen rain for 7 years.

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OUCH

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My whole body is aching me.

FUCKEN EXERCISE!!!!


Mmmm sexy bodehhhhhh
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DIET

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Started my diet or "lifestyle change" today.

Well not diet because I have been eating ok. But the exercising.

I like it.
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Ah damnit

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Today I was at my folks house and they got some very awful news about stuff.

So we have a lot of things to do.

Broke my heart that my parents are in such a bad situation at the moment.
They are such good people with big big big hearts and they don't deserve this shit.

Drew, when you read this, can you let me know via pm?
I have to talk to you, it's pretty serious.
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Oh how I mumble shit

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Feel a bit groggy today. Not too sure why.
Might just be getting used to the cold.

I've been feeling quite sore the last few days so I know what's up.

Teeheehee this morning when I woke up I saw little Coco curled up between these 2 cute bushes and it made me smile. SO CUTE!!!

I think she will be getting a mate soon. Jayden and I spoke about it a while back and she seems to do good with a playmate.
Besides neither of us can be her constant playmate so having another friend would really be good for her.

Gotta go to mum's as I have some time off.
She might make me breakfast. Ok lunch now. As I slept in.

Jayden is interviewing some new guy tomorrow and as is Jayden's way, he likes to interview them somewhere where the person can open up, like a quiet cafe.
His reasoning being because he feels when he interviews people in an office, they are much more tense and don't open up.
So he takes them somewhere neutral for the first interview.
And I'm jealous because tomorrow he's going to my fave cafe IN THE WORLD and I reeeeeeeeealllly wanna go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ERGH!!!
It's quiet but oh my GOD the food is SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO GOOD!!!!!!

I might show up to and sit a table away but I know that's asking for more trouble and as if I need anymore trouble on THAT front!
Even worse, if the guy opens up and goes, wow who's that hot blonde and Jayden goes, that's my wife.
It might get really awkward for them.
Jayden doesn't take well to men showing an interest in me.
Not that the guy would call me hot because I'm not.
But anyway.

I might get him to bring me back a pizza. Not that I should be eating that but the pizzas at this place are practically BEGGING to be bought.
I swear every time I go there and get a pizza, the pizza says "EAT ME" on it.
Or maybe it's just the steam making me see weird shit.

I was reminiscing the other day about the romantic drives Jayden and I used to take up in the mountains near where we got married and realised I truly missed them.
The mountains and romantic times alike.
I dunno, something in me changed one day and I just got into the romantic side of things.

I think maybe all we need is a romantic drive.
Hmmmm....mountains.

Nice thought, but bitch here is hungry and her mama gonna make her some food!

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