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Its good to be back in SYDM

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Its good to be back in SYDM

I have some FUN new videos and pics available to my FRIENDS who ASK !

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Karma Returns !

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Looks Like Karma

Maybe returning to SWYDM

Let's hope it's done right !
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Still so little to do here as a Free Member. 

Bring back the days when Karma mattered for something.

Ahhhhhh LIFE is WELL in the WORLD ! :-)

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At long last, a FOUR again !!!!

A WISH for a GREAT DAY

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I wish you a day of ordinary miracles----

A fresh pot of coffee you didn`t make yourself.

An unexpected phone call from an old friend.

Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.

I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in...

The fastest line at the grocery store.

A good sing along song on the radio.

Your keys right where you look.

I wish you a day of happiness and perfection--

I wish you little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare.

I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.


For my Italian hunney, MSHIGHLIGHTER...

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Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn`t help but notice how pretty Anthony`s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom`s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I`ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don`t suppose she took it, do you?"

Anthony replied, " Well, I doubt it, but I`ll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Momma,

I`m not saying that you `did` take the sugar bowl from my house, I`m not saying that you `did not` take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Anthony


Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read:


Dear Son,

I`m not saying that you `do` sleep with Vikki, and I`m not saying that you `do not` sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,

Momma

Lesson of the day - Don`t Lie to Your Mother....especially if she is Italian!

Marriage (Part I)

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won`t be home for dinner. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don`t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rul! es. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that`s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o`clock every night... whether you`re here or not."

Marriage (Part II)

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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads,
`Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.`

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads,
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.`"

Marriage (Part III)

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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it`s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home `Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband`s lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you`re ready, Father of Four."