I'll trade ya some dirty pictures and maybe dirty story

I am getting sooo FATT with this baby! I can not believe it! Its gonna be a huge ass baby!

 

Gah I am ready to be done its too hot and smokey for me :(

I am bored and hungry

Who wants to get me some FOOOOOODDDDD!

Ma belly is getting big!!!! :D

A Baby on the Way

For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

The 6-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.

Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!" 

A Helping Hand

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house.

Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.

The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell.

He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?" The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"

Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

I have like 15 messages I have not even read!

I am sorry and I promise to try to get to them all ASAP

its not that I am ignoring you but I really have no been up to responding. I just get on check a few important ones then get off and maybe upload one or two pictues

sorry and I miss u all

I got taken off bedrest today but I still have a minimal activity level. Its soo nice to just be allowed to go for a small walk. I have gained WAY too much weight ick icky

Who wants to carry this baby for me?

We found out the sex today :D Its gonna be a boy. I am thinking about the name Regan.

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