THE REDNECK LOVE POEM ..

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
 
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
 
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID D, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.
 
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
 
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY

A man walked into a supermarket with his
zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,
"Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up
and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her,
so when he reached the counter he said,
"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man!)
thought for a moment and
said,"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled
veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.

I've been so busy lately, doing spring cleaning and getting rid of lots of "junk". I am so tired of holding onto things that i don't need.  I  have some boxes of old bills from years ago, what is with that??/ Why am I hanging onto useless papers? LOL...well, not any more.

I am planning on going out tonite with my girls. I haven't gone out in a while...I think middle of January was the last time I went out to party. Actually,, most of my time is spent with my love, Brad. He is practically living with me now. We're planning to get married and have a baby. but it won't be for a while...we plan on getting married next summer and then we plan on buying a new home. It's alot of adjusting, since I've been single for so long...but I'm not complaining LOL.

Anyway, I got to check on my little ones...have a great weekend!!!!