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Subscribe to blog1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10 . Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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I figure that with all the stupid comments that I've gotten throughout my time online that I should share some with you so from now on I'm going to keep a tab of all really ridiculous comments so that maybe everyone here can have a laugh at their expense. Hopefully it'll help people like this think twice about what they're saying to someone before they say it.
"You might not have the prettiest face in the world, but you DO have a nice shape!!!"
"I see you that you also speak Spanish so you must be cool. By the way, you are adorable. . . in fact, I want to wrap you up in a bubble-wrap envelope and take you along with me to Manhattan. On the way you can pop the little bubbles for your amusement. Then, when the time is right, I'll open you up... -shrrrriipp!!- and you shall EMERGE FORTH, like a beautiful butterfly. We'll go shopping for pimp clothes on 5th Avenue, arm-in-arm, and EVERY GIRL WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOU. We'll go out to for the night, and then staying up having amazing conversations way past your bedtime."
howdy howdy well i'll get right to it .....would (more...) you , if you have a webcam and yahoo messenger or msn, be interested in maybe haveing some fun on there. you should let me watch you get busy with yourself on your webcam ..........if you haven't i think i could direct you to a squirting orgasm that is if you have a head set too
"Your hair looks like it smells good"
Valentines day started off pretty bad. I've never been one to get very excited about it anyway though because it's always just another day for me. It happened to fall on a wednesday this year and my class schedule is such that wednesday is my busiest day- with classes from 9:30am until 8:45pm. My fan decided to stop working and they keep the dorms so hot that I need a fan to be blowing directly on me almost every day throughout the school year and I cannot sleep without it. Most people seem to like warm weather but I despise it. I choose to be cold over hot any day. I love the winter, the only thing about it that gets to me is the wind...but that's partially due to lake ontario being so close by so I can move somewhere that's further north that's not so close to the lakes and it'll be better. Heat literally makes me sick....so I stayed up all night. To make matters worse there was some guy that messaged me that told me that someone else told him I'll give people favors in exchange for gifts because whomever it is has done it. This is so far from the truth...I'm extremely fussy about who I will actually do anything sexual with in real life. I don't have chemistry with very many people and only 1 person in my life has been able to really keep up with me. I despise him as a person but keep him around because I don't want to let go of that...but that's a different story. So naturally I wanted to know who it was that's telling people these things about me. It's obviously someone that I've atleast talked to before because he knew things about me that he shouldn't have known. He decided to try and blackmail me into doing sexual things for him by saying that the only way that I could prove that I was being honest about it not really happening is by doing these things...I'm pretty sure that would actually do the opposite. If I'm willing to do these things to find out whose been lying to me then why wouldn't I do them for gifts... That is absolutely the most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard. Guys are pigs. He claims that this guy has been his friend for a long time and that he's married as well. I believe that if this guy had a decent bone in his body he would be bothered that his friend lied to him in this way. So...
I kept waiting for class to be cancelled but it never was. Everything else seem to be cancelled except this college. I went to class. I have meteorology lab on wednesdays. I was able to finish the lab early and got out around 2:30. The professor for my night class had the common sense to cancel class so I was able to go out and have some fun. My roommate wanted to go out and get a gift for one of her friends so I decided to go to the mall with her. Lol...The roads were terrible and my roommate does not have much experience driving in the snow...and she doesn't have the ability to stay calm either. She would freak out constantly and I think that made things worse. We drove to a mall in Rochester that's about 30 minutes away on a good day. When we got there she called one of her friends that lives near there and told him to meet us at the mall. Jess has had a crush on him for awhile. We went to the pet store and held ferrets. They are absolutely adorable...I want one...so if anyone wants to give me a present for my 21st birthday that's coming up.... ;-) We wanted to go to Victoria's Secret but they closed early due to the weather. My room mate is an incredibly sexy girl but I feel that she's suppressed that alot. She's never even owned any sexy underwear so I've been bugging her for awhile to go shopping with me and let me help pick some stuff out. Her ex boyfriend had gotten her a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret for her birthday awhile ago and she hasn't even used it yet. So after we found out they were closed we went to Bon ton. I found a red lacy push up bra, a red lace thong to match it, a white satin negligee and a black lace one. She wanted to try on a white cotton pajama set and a cotton night gown and a black satin button up shirt and pant set. So we went into the dressing room to try them on and she had to model every one of them for her friend Phil. The look on his face when she came out in my selections was so priceless. The black satin pajamas she tried on were decent but the other two were horrible. Eventually we pulled Phil into the dressing room with us and I was teaching her some sexy moves which she performed on him. It was amazing to see the way he looked at her. She ended up getting the satin pajamas, the black lace negligee and the red lace thong. She told me secretly that she really wanted to kiss Phil so I left so that she could and she said it was wonderful and she wanted to do more. We decided to go get some pizza for dinner and go back to Phil's house.
Anyone that knows me knows that although I don't consider myself bisexual per say I've always been open to the idea of trying things with a girl. I definitely appreciate the beauty and sexuality of women. I've thought that my room mate was hot since I met her and her personality makes her that much hotter. I've also always thought that she could be a sexual person like myself and she has made comments about how she thinks that I'm hot. She loves my breasts and my ass and she's caressed them before. So I've been kind of slowly warming her up to the idea of doing things with me. She comes from a really conservative family and she doesn't have half the confidence that I have so she's definitely surpressed her sexuality and it's been a fairly slow process but I can tell that she's atleast curious. So we ate our pizza and went in Phil's bedroom where we were all hanging out on his bed. She kissed him and then she wanted me to kiss him. She is a very subtle kisser and doesn't use much tongue but kind of sucks on the bottom lip for a bit. I LOVE to use my tongue since I have a bit of an oral fetish. I delve right in... She thought that was hot so she kept trying to get me to kiss him so she could watch. I told her that I would teach her but she was hesitant to kiss me...she says that I'm intimidating because she thinks I'm so sexy. We both ended up rubbing Phil's man hood through his pants. She stroked his cock while I played with his balls. Eventually the attention shifted to her and Phil was caressing her breast while I was caressing the other one and playing with her nipple. She even brought up the idea of having a 3-some but Phil turned it down... I think that I intimidated him. I intimidate alot of guys because although a lot of guys are horny most of them are not as sexual as I am. That's ok though, it was definitely a fun evening.
Well anyway, my cousin asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding and I am so excited about that because I've always been really into weddings and she's even letting me help plan her wedding which is awesome since I would love to be a wedding planner. With the prospect of having to get up in front of everyone I started thinking about my weight. It's not a big deal really but I would really like to get up there in front of people and surprise them. Bridesmaids dresses tend to be pretty plain so I want to make sure that I look hot in mine. I think mostly it's that I want to prove to myself that I can do anything that I put my mind to. The appearance thing isn't as important to me as the health issue either. I know that it's not healthy for me to remain at this weight and I'm hoping that if I get in shape that it will make me feel better as a person. I'm also kind of curious how I will look thinner...so it's something to play around with. Her wedding isn't until next summer so I have some time. I want to try to lose about 60lbs by then...let's see if I can do it.
I was flipping through the channels one day alittle while ago and there wasn't really on so I saw this program that was on about Heaven...where it is and how we can get there. I'm not overly religious but even so I look at everything as a learning opportunity and I was curious so I decided to watch part of it. In the beginning they interviewed a few priests and rabbis and other religious men and asked them what they thought heaven was like. A few of them replied that they didn't believe that there was sex in heaven. I decided that I want to go to hell.......
Another interesting story about religion that I heard. There's this story in the bible- I can't tell you where, I haven't read it...I got this story from my grandfather who is very religious and heard it from a priest.... where there are thieves who are stealing from all kinds of people and then killing them. They intend to rob Mary and Joseph and then one of them sees the baby Jesus and tells his friends that they can't do this to them. He tells the baby that he has spared his life and he hopes that some day if the need arises that he will return the favor. The Thief ends up being the Thief that dies on the cross next to Jesus and he goes to heaven. That Thief and the mother Mary are the only 2 people apart from God that the bible specifically mentions getting into Heaven...
Settlin~ Sugarland
15 minutes left to throw me together
For mister right now, not mister forever
Don't know why I even try when I know how it ends
Lookin' like another maybe we could be friends
I've been leavin' it up to fate
It's my life so it's mine to make
I ain't settlin' just gettin' by
I've had enough so so for the rest of my life
Tired of shootin' too low so raise the bar high.
So, I'm just not waiting up this time
I ain't settlin' for anything less than everything.
With some good red wine and my brand new shoes
Gonna dance a blue streak around my livin' room
Take a chance on love and try how it feels
With my heart wide open now you know I will
Find what it means to be the girl
Change her mind and change her world
I ain't settlin' just gettin' by
I've had enough so so for the rest of my life
Tired of shootin' too low so raise the bar high.
So, I'm just not waiting up this time
I ain't settlin' for anything less than everything.
I ain't settlin' just gettin' by
I've had enough so so for the rest of my life
Tired of shootin' too low so raise the bar high.
I'm just not waiting up this time
I ain't settlin' just gettin' by
I've had enough so so for the rest of my life
Tired of shootin' too low so raise the bar high.
I ain't settlin' no, no, no, no, no, no….
So raise the bar high.
1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
You are longing for some love and affection at this time - not that you have been deprived of tender loving care - but there are times when everyone needs to try something new or to go 'somewhere' else to perhaps experience that little extra 'understanding'.
You don't really give in. You follow your beliefs and ideals to the bitter end. You are the personification of stubbornness and whatever may transpire, right or wrong, you refuse to compromise or make concessions.
You feel tired - worn out and listless. The last thing that you want to do is to be in an open conflict with those around you that are forever tormenting you. What to do? That's the rub. You are feeling that you are being choked - unable to breathe.
You are pretending that the situation around you doesn't matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others.
You are greatly impressed by individuality and have interest in people who have outstanding qualities. You try to imitate those people that you admire and their characteristics, hoping that you will be able to display similar qualities in your own personality.
This is so accurate for me, I thought it was impressive. If you want to try it for yourself the link is here http://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/index.htm