the way i see it

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Mood: same as 5 minutes ago, Music: same as five minutes ago

ok i got shafted again by this wonderful command by getting voluntold (meaning i involuntarily volunteered for something which is supposed to be totally voluntary)

i got voluntold  for the CFC (Combined Federal Campaign) which is basically when you get a bunch of books filled with charities and you get to go to everyone you work with and ask them to give money. all right so in pretty much 5 days i hit everyone up, get a 46% contribution rate and raise like just over $3200.

so divide 3200 by 100 and i am done doing good deeds for the next 32 years. i would divide by 10 but i dont expect to live for another 320 years so why waste it eh?

do i have it figured out right?

uhm insert title here for today

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Mood: blah, Music: hahahahahahaha
so ok sitting here on midwatch bored to death. have you ever noticed how many songs you actually dont know the lyrics to know unless the actual song is playing on the radio, mp player, ipod, whatever? i mean i am the type of person who typically has like 3 songs going through his head at 1 time (yes i am that fucking good thanks) and its like the chorus, maybe the first verse and thats about it. it is getting on my nerves now that i am thinking about it i mean wtfo?? how is it possible to know every word when the song is playing but when you do the mental playback its like hmm hmhmm hmmm hmm blah blah blah mmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm blah blah blah chorus chorus chorus blah blah blah???

uhm insert title here for today

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Mood: blah, Music: hahahahahahaha
so ok sitting here on midwatch bored to death. have you ever noticed how many songs you actually dont know the lyrics to know unless the actual song is playing on the radio, mp player, ipod, whatever? i mean i am the type of person who typically has like 3 songs going through his head at 1 time (yes i am that fucking good thanks) and its like the chorus, maybe the first verse and thats about it. it is getting on my nerves now that i am thinking about it i mean wtfo?? how is it possible to know every word when the song is playing but when you do the mental playback its like hmm hmhmm hmmm hmm blah blah blah mmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm blah blah blah chorus chorus chorus blah blah blah???

on a good news front

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Mood: same as before, Music: same as before

finally settled in the apartment minus cable tc and internet. which is nice, living on the ship sucks, i feel sorry for the junior people. thier fricking liberty expires at midnight everynight, regardless of age, all e-4 and below. which means at 1159 a massive influx of all the kids hiutting thier racks. i cannot wait for australia, swear to god.

in responce to my last entry, i think its just the majority of american chicks that annoy me. the base chicks trying to get knocked up. the chicks from home who dont know what they want. the american chicks hiding behind bullshit. maybe i need to find a japanese or australian girl.......hmmm i depart to ponder the ways of the universe

welcome to the essex part deux

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Mood: tired, Music: old school 80s hair bands/cinderalla, warrant, skid row

well welcome to the essex where everyday is a new way to see how much shit you can take

first 3 months on board, and well its funny. apperantly the cats i work with didnt like the fact that i was trying to make some positive changes, they are of the nothing is going to change so why bother, pissed them off because i refused to quit so they came up with what would have been a great plan, the 'preservation and restoration' team (in essence painting all the offices and shit that need it inside the ship) which lasted 40 plus days. fuckem. cant beat me. when i first got there it was pretty much 8am till at least 5 to 8pm whenever shit got done. only perk was no duty, meaning every weekend was ship free. ruined 4 sets of uniforms and my boots on this shit. first week was hell then i got rid of the piece of shit e-7 who was over me. after that it was 40 something days of working 8am till 1030am at the latest and still no duty. even managewd to work in 5 off days due to change of commands etc.

chicks. i swear to fucking god i do not understand the female mind at all. i odnt go out whoring, i dont do hookers, yes i look at porn because being single sucks, but fuck. what the hell do you women want??? and why do you all speak everything but english??? i mean seriously. i am on this site early and get asked will you ever speak to so and so again? sorry. same speel i tell everyone family, friend, coworker whatever, you lie to me your done. dont do it. then on messenger girl that i was talking to before i come out here. 'hey boo' yes? 'miss me?' should I? 'ok mr crankypants' now this chick when we were talking i actually enjoyed talking with, and she is beautiful but when you tell me you are falling hard for me and everything, and i go out of my way to make plans to come see you then you back out, what the fuck over? then tell me its your fault because you dont know what you want. ok fine i am not going to waste my time. sorry. its pointless. not going to be gone for 3 years thinking we have something and you dont know what you want and decide to send a dear jay letter.

fuck. i am going to stay single. fuck relationships, fuck starting a family, fuck sex, i will stick to drinking and masterbation only tings that seem to make sense.

welcome to the essex

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Mood: duty day figure it out, Music: afn in the background

well where should i start.

got to sasebo spent like a week and a half there before i got flown out to meet the ship in okinawa. sasebo is nice, quiet little laid back town, decent sized, nice shopping area (which is called a ginza but refered to as an arcade because it lacks the size to be properly looked at as a ginza, but think of a mall located on one street about 8 blocks long, most places having different stores on 2-3 floors.) found 2 cool bars, movie theater playing somewhat current movies (to read x-men is still not playing out here yet)

anyway got to go out an party one night in okinawa, went with some of the guys i will be working with, did some shopping, partied, hit a strip club or 2 it was cool.

then you have the ship. old. decrepit. half of the stuff just plain doesn't work. going back through old paperwork this ship should have been put in drydock 2 years ago for hardcore maintenance which never happened. trying to work with equipment that you can't tell works or not because the indicator lights are out and the ship doesnt have money to replace the burnout ones as well as the 500000000 other things that need to be replaced. the schedule for going out to sea is tough but not overly bad. apparently we go out for a 4 month cruise come in for 2-3 depending on the maintenance schedule and inspection schedule and go back out. supposedly we will be hitting up australia at least twice (superbly nice) possibly the phillipines, singapore and hong kong i think which will be cool as hell.

but the inport shit the captain has the crew going through is quite literally hell and quite the eye opener for someone just getting on board. we pulled in tuesday, after being out to sea for a week and a half straight (meaning no days off) worked straight through till tonite (saturday which means friday back in the states) sunday everyone has off during the day but has to be back on the ship at 8pm regardless of if you live off base or not, sunday night until either friday or saturday we will be on lockdown, then start the whole thing over again on the following sunday night. working from 6 am till 6pm sweet shit hmm hmmm.

sasebo

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Mood: bored, Music: none
all right bitches i have arrived in sasebo

peace out fuckers

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Mood: happy yet tired, Music: none fucking resource center again

Last posting in the dismal resource center upon the abyssmal PSNS Base in the unglamourous Bremerton Washington.

Oh how I lover Bremerton let me count the ways.

1. Streets that will change names 50 times along a 2 mile road.

2. Strip clubs. OMG let me tell you the closest 2 are in Gorscht or Seattle. If you are that desperate to see titties that you go to Gorscht take some antifungal jock shit and apply it 3 days before you go. Place is nasty your better off buying porn, there aint no lap dances either (wtf) the chick takes you to a room and puts you in a booth and then gets on a stage 10 feet away, no touching whatso ever. The one in Seattle nice atmosphere but expensive and random luck with the dancers, some look great but smell hideous, other look shitty but give great lap dances, and others are just off the wall awesome. (niether of which serve beer by the way)

3. Bars. Outside of Brewski's most of the bars here suck. Pour house and Fuzzy Naval right outside the gate are hideous. Pour house has a couple of nice looking chicks n there, but the one is married and the other a concieted snuck up going nowhere wanna be something blonde bitch who cant make drinks for shit. Darcy doesnt look all that great but if you give her a 5 or 10 spot as a tip she will remember you and rub up on you from time to time. Fuzzy Naval. Disclaimer I have nothing againast the mentally challenged (now back to the bar) This is an infestation not a bar, there is where the derelicts of the dregs of society go. Watchout for who I call Cowboy Bob (lil scrawnny special ed dude with a cowboy hat 10 times the size of him who thinks he can shoot pool), the fat chick (she loves navy guys, gets em to drink 3 times as fast as they normally would then starts leeching cash off of em you will know her by one her fat everything and 2 the stench which permeates from her which has a range of about 5 feet in all directions.) south pacific and all the bars down by the ferry. been to south pacific a few times and if your military expect shitty service no matter how well you tip. horse and cow, romeos. i group these 2 together because this also leads into my next, great place to meet the unattractive, put out real easy chicks looking to get knocked up by military cats, so if you wanna give up child support these are great places to go.

 

4. chicks. guys if you here, military? how long you been in? whats your rank? whats your rate? move on goes back to what i was saying about putting out easy and looking to get knocked up. They are called BREMERHOES out here.

5. Live bands. Ok you know what hearing a band the first 3 times is cool, they have distinct sounds and all, and quite a few do thier own material. however comma when the material is the same everywhere you fucking go and you never change it up thats kind of old and gay, especially when its the same 10 songs you do everynight.

6. holidays. if you are stuck coming to bremerton take my advice, especially for new years eve. Go to Seattle or canada or even portland. DO NOT STAY IN BREMERTON. it is the worst night you will have the whole year.

7. weather. god dont ever try to make plans for outdoors more then 2 hours ahead of time and even that is pushing it. 5 seconds after you get unpacked it will begin pouring.

8. Now I cant speak all bad about Bremerton. There is one humoungous perk about it. The Ferry ride to seattle is only an hour long, and round trip is only $6.10, $5.50 if you buy it on base.

best laid plans going aground

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Mood: sore, Music: none fucking resource center on base

ok so the orig game plan was to sneak home fricking sunday morning by catching a redeye saturday but you bastards messed up in not reading my fricking mind and reminding me that the sunday i get home will be easter, good fricking job guys, so now i gotta be deceptivefind out where dinner is gonna be and decide if i want to lay low for a few days as originally planned or surprise everyone by just showing the hell up. dont get me wrong i love kids to death, but after dealing with my own bratty little bastiches here at the command i could really use a few childrun free days ya know

anyway got my new tattoo yesterday early signs look like dude did an outstanding job, but as always gotta way till it heals. but arrghh let me tell you it was actually torture. first one i got that has actual like shading it in. DUDE THAT SUCKS ASSSSSSSSS. guy had to go over it seriously i dunno even know how many times. once i get home on a real computer ill put up a new pic in the gallery. might actually make another trip down there to get another one if your in the seattle area and want some work done i would recomend fenix tatts on first ave down towards the stadiums. lot of work to choose from and they have some amazing work done in there by the look of the pic books. there before and after touch up pics looked pretty good too.

i want a lap dance

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Mood: from a, Music: chick
with no dick