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Last updated Jan. 15, 05...

Holy crap where have I been, what have I been doing... hellif I know... I am in a constant flux... well actually things have been going on but nothing to write home about, or is it write about on here...

So we have just come out of our worst flooding in who knows how long... they say the worst in 200 years, who the hell was recording this crap back then... All I have to say is that Noah had nothing on us... this was truly brutal... the rain was one thing... but what hits home the hardest is that the majority of insurance carriers do not provide flood coverage... they consider it a "act of god"... come again... I could careless if the man in the moon caused it... insurance is insurance... we pay to protect things... oh well, my house was not hard hit as most others... I have flooding in one bedroom in the basement... I am one of the lucky ones... I saw people canoeing in the streets, no word of a lie... it was insane... the city, and the province are not cleaning up and I am sure the price tag for "god`s out cry" will cost in excess of $100 million...

I have really grown to hate Mosquito`s... these little shitheads have really got on my nerves lately... they are everwhere... with the flooding there are tons of still water ponds now and these bastards are breeding like a whore house in heat... I have literally been reading up on what kills these little MOFO`s... I am consindering Na_palming my backyard... I feel like Bill Murray when he hunted that bucked tooth rodent on Caddy Shack... these little pricks will vanish if I have anything to say about it...

I see that this site is pretty much the same still... look, new colours for your home page... what else... oh yes, anyone want to tell me what this "Jabber" thing is all about... I have tried to read up on it but get as far as Beta Tested...

Well short, and not so sweet... time to check out the other journals... one last thing... to the girl who hates Yellow, yes you know who you are... Blah to you... :p

Just brutal...

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Pentagon pondered gay bomb warfare
By SUN NEWS SERVICES


The Pentagon was considering developing a `homosexual sex bomb` designed to make enemy troops gay, Sky TV in Britain reported yesterday. The bomb would release a chemical aphrodisiac that would get the soldiers frisky and make them irresistible to each other.

It was hoped their homosexual behaviour would hit morale in the barracks, the New Scientist reports in its latest edition.

The plan was just one of many ideas put forward in 1994 by scientists looking at new kinds of fighting.

Another proposal suggested spraying enemy troops with a chemical that would make their breath smell.

The "severe and lasting halitosis" would allow U.S. troops to identify their own fighters.

There were also plans to coat soldiers with chemicals that would attract angry wasps and rats.

Another idea suggested making the skin of soldiers hypersensitive to the sun.

Okay weekend...

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CHRISTMAS PARTY

I had my X-mas party on Friday night... it was rather uneventful... I should have known better though, working with engineers does have it`s down side... that being they are social inepy and do not know how to have fun... well I am sure it might be fun in there eyes, just not mine... I had a friend come from out of town to escort me... she was even more bored than I was... ugh...





I went Bob sledding on Saturday... what a rush that is... it`s a four man sled... they provide you with a driver and a brake man... all you do it sit in the middle and essentially kiss your ass goodbye... we hurled down the hill, which is the track used for the 1988 Olympic games at a speed of 77mph or 124kph... it took us only 59.30 seconds to go from top to bottom... the g-force in the sled is around 4... you cannot hardly even move your head... unbeleivable pressure...



There are more pictures in my gallery... but unless you have a helicopter it is very hard to get any good overhead pictures...

BUMMER

I blew out my front tire on Friday... that really pissed me off... the first time I have ever had a flat tire... 17 years of driving... and me not paying attention I rode over a huge curb in a parking lot racing another car for one of the last spots... I dod get the spot, but I am sure the guy had a smirk on his face when he realized I was changing my flat tire...

SNO-BOARDING

I went sno-boarding today... my legs are pretty tired... I hate getting a wet ass... the weather has been so warm there is no snow except for the man made stuff... that`s not the best but it is going to have to do for now... might disappear to the mountains for a few days during the Christmas break... I could use a massage right now so whoever wants to volunteer I will owe you big time...

PARTNER IN CRIME

A good buddy of mine just signed up... he is still building his profile... but you should go say hello and introduce yourself... JUST FOR LAUGHS is his name... give him a hard time...

Wel that`s it for now... an okay weekend... hopefully it will start to pick up more now that Christmas is here... later guys...

Controversial thought...

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MY OPINION

This is one time I am glad that the forums are not working otherwise I would have posted this and I know the backlash would have been deafening...

I am starting to hink that society needs to really start looking at home many kids people are allowed to have... just look at China, they have laws imposed now permitting you to only have one child... everywhere I look now these days, especially online are single mothers with 3 or more kids... NOW, I do not know the circumstances as to why they are single... guys running away, or the relationship breaking down... I have no clue... my main concern is for those kids... a single parent has a tough time raising three kids... it is not fair to the parent nor to the children... people are so quick to spit out kids these days... they need to stop and think first... they need to look into the future and see how the child will affect their life... you are now responisble for bringing up that child... not any social service program... people are so quick to rely on those programs... they use them as a scape goat... perhaps we have to make people jump through tougher hoops before they become eligible for such programs... too many people take advantage of them... I purpose that food is giving to them, diapers and clothes are given to them... not cash... that money never gets to the children...

Oh well, I am sure there are a lot of people out there who will read this and get choked... the good thing about this is that it is only my opinion...

Human Frogger here...

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THANKS

Tahnks Renee, you rock my world... when I fall asleep at night... :-)

GENERAL

I have no idea what the hell is wrong with some of these drivers... two days in a row now I have almost been crushed by a car while walking through the pedestrian crossing... I swear these people are insane... today I finally lunged at the driver and he caught me out of the corner of his eye and all of a sudden swerved into the oncoming lane... lucky for him that there was not a car there... I have thought about kicking the next car that does it in the side as it goes by me... not sure how this will turn out... I will look into the physics of it and see if I might end up as a Darwin recipent...

RETIREMENT

I read a few months ago that 68% of Canadians base their retirement on winning the lottery... how scary is that... are they insane... now, if they were only as cleaver as me and deciding to find themselves a sugar momma... that`s the way to easy retirement... ;-)

DINNER

My dinner consists solely of Chrunchy Nacho`s chips, gatorade, and m&m`s... holy binge Batman... I figure I have been working at the gym hard enough to treat myself...

X-MAS PARTY

Tomorrow night is my x-mas party... if all goes according to plan look for embarrassing, half naked pictures in my gallery... I have a date for the party, she really pissed me off today and I almost told her not to bother... but would not be fair since she did buy a dress... so she apologized and I am sure we will have a good time...

SELF-DISCOVERY

Today I thought to myself, perhaps I enjoy being single or have maintained my single hood is because I do not want to deal with the arguing and fighting that comes with a relationship... I know that no one has a perfect relationship... I enjoy living a happy life... I like the fact that I do not fight with people... I like that I can come home and and not have to dicuss relationship things... ugh...

NEWCOMERS

To those who have been stopping by lately to check out my gallery, thanks for stopping by... I have met some really cool and attractive people in the last few days...

Well I am out of hear... going to work on that Physics project...

Flakes, they belong in tuna, not online...

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RANT

Don`t you just love people who are flakes... I have zero patiences for people like that... I have a rule online... one strike and you are out... you do not even get a warning... one minute you are there and the next minute you are not... Block and delete... my two favorite words online... I have no problem meetin gpeople and I definitly do not have time to get involved games nor will I ever chase someone... if you are interested then you let me know and then something can be made of it... too many people like to play games... they like the attention... I am not here to give attention nor am I here to comment on your looks... I figure there are enough pylons out here groveling at your feet... some people would consider my rules to be harsh, but screw that... I have better things to do and that`s the way I play the game...



Went for wings tonight... not bad we always go on Wednesday nights... twenty cent wings and a few beers makes for a nice cheap night... I watched my buddy fall flat on his face asking the waitress for her number... damn that had to hurt... she was very cute... very flirty too... guess the bartender was her boyfriend... I told my buddy better like next time...

NEW YEARS

We are trying to decide what to do for New Years... it is rapidly approaching... there has been talk about a comedy club... I have suggested doing one of those bus trips to go snow boarding... whatever it is I hope people make up there mind fast... I did have a invite for a first date to go and see this girl... I have declined though... I am not in the mood to travel 4 hours for the unknown...

LIFE DECISION

I have decided to stop dating so much... I am sure a lot of you have heard me utter those words... I am tired of it... brings me nothing but headaches... I have decided to focus on ym career and my son... I want to do lots of traveling in the up coming year and I am tired of trying to find a travel partner... I am going to do it by myself if I have too... more fun that way... I am looking to meet cool people these days... make more of a online friendship thing... if things ever develop from there so be it...

CONCERT

Bought tickets yesterday to see SUM41 in January... looking forward to that concert... pretty good canadian band... one of my favorites... I have missed them the last 4 times they have been through... not this time though... I did not go to any concerts this year... compared to last year when I attended 15 that is rather dismal...

Well enough for now... time to say hello to some of you .. have fun and talk to you later...

Kibbles and bits...

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GENERAL

Oh how I love all the snobby people on here... or all the hard done by people who have issues coming out of the ying yang... since when did people become so weak... have they forgetten that only they can change themselves... all this whining and looking for pity will not build character one bit... people tend to like people who are confident, secure in who they are... why on earth would you want to surround yourself with whimping empty shells... for god sake people, figure it out already... life is what you make it... if you are going to sit there and be weak, then that`s all you can ever amount too... life is not perfect, there are just as many ups with the downs... get off your sorry feeling asses and do something about it... no one else is going to do it for you...

RUDENESS

There are some cool people on here that I have met in the last few days... but still, there are so many rude people... heaven forbid you say hello to someone and they jump down your throat... or better yet, they take that tiny little brain of theirs and try their best to make some witty remark... not thinking that the education they have or will ever have is at best second rated... oh well, I guess reality hits those hardest who have ignorance...

WORK

I have for people working for me right now at work... I am having a big problem with them taking time off work for disappearing... I have a feeling they are taking advantage of my good nature... I had a good chat with my boss on Friday and he told me to drop the hammer... so I dropped the hammer today... I told them that this is business and they were making me look bad by not showing up for work... I told them if they had a problem with it that I could have them removed from the project... you never want that to happen... you might as well quit... it is a black mark against you... as cruel irony would have it, I had to leave erly this afternoon because my son was sick... I felt like a hypocrite... but then I realized that I had not missed work like them and that I was there boss so that had to suck it up regardless...

SNOW

Where the hell is my snow... if you have lots of it in your neck of the woods let me know... I have two weeks to kill at xmas and I want to go boarding...

WEEKLY RITUAL

Once a week I always buy at least two Dvd`s... whether I have seen them or not... I throw them into a big box... not sure how many I have now... once and awhile I will reach into the box and grab one and then watch it... last night I grabbed American History X... I have put off the movie for awhile because I am not a big fan of Edward Norton... I have to say though the movie was very powerful... I need to stop putting off movies like that... I think I am going to watch Donnie Darko tonight... it has been sitting there just as long... I heard it was good... if you have any recommendations for good movies let me know so that I can pick them up...

Well I am out of here... going to watch the movie or flirt... which ever becomes more appealing... later guys...

I am back...

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GENERAL

I am back and I have a fricken attitude... actually I have always had it... :p Well been awhile since I was actually paying attention to this site... How humbling is it to know that your journal is more popular when you do not write in it... Too funny...

You would think after taking a month and half off that there would be something new in my life... not so much... damn... the only thing I can really think about what going on a bender with a good friend of mine... you know, one of those nights where you go out for two beers and then next thing you know it`s closing time... you have fed up bouncers ushering you out the door with your beer bottle still firmly in your hand... How rude... we both passed out in the cab in the back... thank goodness we had a good natured cabbie... he pulled over shock me awake and asked where to go... I am sure some of them could have driven all over the city... well, anyways I was praying to the porcelin god the next morning, missed snoboarding that day... what an expensive night... $300.00 between the two of us on just booze... ugh... that Fokker has been told not to drop in the city for at least 6 months... I cannot handle that anymore...

WINTER

Speaking of snoboarding... where the hell is my snow... this warm winter crap is for the sissy`s... I want lots of snow... I now have to head south for x-mas for a few days to get some good snow... anyone want to join me...

DATING

Well, same old thing here... trying to decide who has it worse, Koreena or me... hope she just not kick my but for that... check out her journal... it`s pretty good... I am seeing a couple of girls right now... nothing special, just variety I guess... yes, I am that bored... anyone want to step forward and show me they are not boring and "typical"...

OBSERVATIONS

I see that this site has not changed much... was hoping that they would have the formus back up and running... no such luck... oh well, it`s best selling feature down the shitter...

WELCOME BACK

This is for Controlled Caos; I told you so... lol... well back dude... good to see you are back and writing your blabble... woo hoo... now kiss my ass you biotch...

Well thats all for now, I will be updating this thing on a regular... there is lots more when I think about it but just do not want to get into it at the moment...

Later guys...

Is this thing on?

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GENERAL

Well it has been awhile since I scribbled in here... not much has changed, not much to say really... Just did the halloween gig with my son... that was fun... he went as spiderman, his favorite pair if underwear, I mean superhero... found a pretty cool suit for him... he had bulging muscles and all... we made a good haul on the candy... of course I took my finders fee... what insane, middled age person would not... hard not to relive the go old days...

POLITICAL FIASCO

So America... you are voting huh... how do you feel about that... must be as exciting as sitting in the dentists chair waiting for that second root canal... ever heard that expression, "damn if you do, damn if you don`t"... what a mess you have done there... regardless of who is nominated, it is going to be ugly... when did the wheels fall of this once, supposedly great nation...

I wonder how many of those over the age of 18 and under 21 actually really know why they are voting... I look around this site and see kids, thats right, kids drawing on themselves proclaiming their loyalty to one of those two bafoons... all you see is this smear campaign, people ranting whose idiot in charge is better... Americans should send a message, a clear message... not by electing twiddle dee, or twiddle dumb, but rather by not showing up to vote... showing the government they are not happy with who is running for office...

Well those are just my political thoughts on what is to be one of the biggest gong shows around when the votes are counted...

NEW YEARS

Started making plans for New Years... looks like we are heading to Penticton (Apex Mountain) to snowboard and party it up... Should be fun... mostly guys going as far as I know... did one many years back and what a party... people from several cities will be going...

DATING

I spent last week working out of town in this small town... OMG... I was so bored... I cannot remember the last time I drank so much... 4 nights straight... I was hammered... I am sure it was because of boredom... ever find yourself sitting in a bar knowing that the majority of the people in there are barely of age... it`s flattering when they want to talk and chat... but realistic, at the end of the night... just not right going home with them... morals kick in... damn do they suck... I was happy to be back in town... then what do I do, I get tanked again last night... on a first date with a 21 year old at her apartment... well, one thing lead to one thing and next thing I know, I am waking up at 5:30am in the morning with a huge hangover trying to get to work... not even close... I went home and slept till 9:30am... Ahh, the luxary of having sick days... well spent I think... well anyways, we had fun and will do it all over again Wednesday night... woo hoo...

Anways, not much else going on... trying to get back out here and write... just need to find the motivation...

This and that...

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GENERAL

Not much going on here today... although I am excited to say that I now have the original Star Wars collection on DVD... woo hoo... will just have to find time to watch them... I read that Seinfeld DVD collection is due out Novemeber 23... I have been waiting for that for along time now... then on the 25th of Novemeber they are having a one hour reunion... very cool... to me, still hands down the best sitcom ever...

I burnt my ass pretty good on the tanning bed... mental note... do not go there after the gym when you are still sweaty... ugh... rosie cheeks now... :( Learnt a valuable lesson at the gym on Sunday, never be on the treadmill, watching your favorite football team and cheering the guy on when he is running with the football... not matter how fast you run on the treadmill you will not catch up... ugh... my poor legs...

THIS JUST IN

M&M`s are really good for you... those who tell you others wise are in ca-hoots with the Smartie corporation..

DINNER

I just finshed having a BBQ... so yummy... Boneless T-bone steak and caesar salad... but now I smell like BBQ on my shirt... blah, will have to change it before someone starts calling me hickory...

FALL

Fall is in the air big time here... the leaves are all changing... I am going to try and get some pictures tomorrow and post them... it is amazing how this place (Calgary) goes through changes snow 8 months of the year and then summer... things die, then they grow back in rapid spirts... but as the leaves die off it gives this city a whole new out look...

GAMERS

How many of you are gamers out there... play vidoes games... I have never been able too... I suck at them... I was the guy who sat on the couch and drank beer and cheered on his friends and 3:00am in the morning in there parents basement... I do play golf on teh computer however... which I am good at... but other than that I suck ass...

NAMES

Do you ever come up with nicknames for people... I seem to have one for every person I meet... never the same name for anyone... not sure why I do it... perhaps I prefer different names as opposed to the ones they have...

JOKE OF THE DAY



PET PEEVES

I wonder of they made this site case sensitive if it would stop people from writing like this "hI, i Am TwElVe YeArS OlD"

Also, people who just update there journal with a song or poem, nothing more... if you are going to do that why not mention why and how you relate to that song or poem... blah...

Well I am boring myself writing this... time to see who is online.. talk with you guys later...

Bye for now...