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All Change in the Magic House Hold.!

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I Have a spare view moments to write a quick Blog.!!  I dont get here much anymore, buts things have changed in the Magic Household.

Finally We got to move ..From London to Wales with 1 day Notice, 3 kids, 1 husband and One very knacked Grand-dad to help.

We managed to pack up and move with in 5 hours and by evening we were settling down in our new home.  Unfortunely Darren has to go back to London to work every few days, so I think I have seen him for 3 days in nearly 1 month, thats not good, but I have all the space I need to the Family.  As people know who are from England especially London or the out skirts JUST HOW EXPENSIVE HOUSES ARE.!! 

Me and the family are all great...Fearne is now 1 and growing fast, paige is nearly 14 (scary) and ben will be 10 in a couple of weeks. 

My baby has been born.

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Just thought I would update my blog.

I had my baby on 1st September..  I had a little girl ..  She weighted 8lbs 1oz.. She was 1 week early.

Her Name is Fearne Autumn.

We are all very very very happy.

Its nearly sprogging time

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About time I updated everybody who cares about my pregnancy..  I am nearly at the end now only 2 weeks to go..  I am going into hospital on Friday 1st September at 7.30am to have my little bundle of joy.. (haha)

My baby is currently breech (The wrong way round) so I am booked for C -Section.

Hopefully I will then in a better mood than I have been in for the last 9 months.

Choosen names are:    Fearne/Neve/Freya or Bayley for a Girl OR Harvey/Harley or Marley for a boy.

Anyone who wants to comment feel free....and wayne if you do comment be nice...LMAO.

Life is a gas........ :)

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Here is a good one for you.........U will never guess what I did last night.!!!!!?????????

Feeling tired and as my hubby is on night shifts, I thought I would get an early night.

Off I went, up the wooden hill at about 11.30, soft warm bed calling me.  In I got, fell straight to sleep.....BUT at 4am I woke.!!!!!  I sat up and the first thing that went through my mind was (I really don't feel that well) I took a deep breath........(OMFG I SMELL GAS).....Lucky for me I did'nt turn on the lights or light up a fag.....I went down stairs, the smell was getting stronger the whole time.....I arrived in the kitchen, Only to find that I had left the Gas ring on the cooker on full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was not alight, just nicely pumping out sweet Gas for the last 5 hours.

I will say no more about this (MagicJJ nearly when BOOM BOOM UP IN A PUFF OF SMOKE)

Anyway hubby got in at about 7.30am I told him and guess what the wanker said........ "I AM GOING TO GET A HUGH FUCKING GAS BILL NOW.  In my head I heard it a little different   "OH NO HONEY, ARE U ALL OK, HOW ARE U, HOW ARE THE KIDS"   Argh JJ get real.......Life really is a gas.

JJ Out...................xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 

Staying Calm while others lose their heads! and nose, and teeth and blood.

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Well What a day at work today.!!!

A little kid in my class during Luchtime though it would be fun to break his nose on the concrete floor and bang his head so hard on the floor, it opened up like christmas. (It really was an accident he fell over while running).

Anyway, Mrs Red (Thats me) is always calm, and had to treat the boy, clean up the blood, call an ambulance, call the parents......oh and keep 300 rioting kids away from the blood on the floor..........................Oh and calm down about 30 girls that were in termoil, as they watch poor little johnny (Not really johnny) screaming on the floor.

Anyway little johnny was taken to hospital with his father in tow, he is ok but I think he may be off for a few days.....I think I will be kind and let him off his homework this week.

I came home and had a little cry...as it was really was hard to look this boy in the face (not a nice sight) and tell him he was ok, and it just look worse than it was.....Ever had that moment in your life when u wanna shout out...."oh my fucking god, wat the fuck have u done, that's not good".

Boy is ok and out of hospital, everybody is calm, children are safe and at home, blood has been cleaned, still, look on the bright side it's nearly time to do it all again, friday's nearly here......yippppppppeee

jj...xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pregnant Again

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Yes its True I am Pregnant Again.......Oh shit I need my head tested......I am going to get Fat.......Have no Sleep.....and be generally in a bad mood for the next year.....

Please feel free to leave me a message to cheer me up....I am feeling well pissed off at the moment..