So, yeah...I'm back. I don't want to be back. It was so hard leaving him. We connected...but I knew we would. It was just a matter of solidifying it in person. He's a soulmate...too bad it's not in the romantic sense. It's just not there on that level with us. I had so much fun. We explored the redwoods, he made me carrot juice...it was yummy, I meet the sea lions and I explored the Oregon coast while he slept after work. Even though the sights were great, it was him that made the trip. I was just as content being at his apartment or with him at work as I was doing things. I actually prefered being at his place and just being with him. He's funny...he makes me laugh or giggle like a school girl. He even made me blush once or twice...I NEVER blush. He is just amazing...he makes my soul happy and my smile reach my eyes. He's funny, witty, charming, stubborn, tender, sweet, handsome, a wonderful storyteller with a limitless imagination and just all around great conversationalist. He's way beyond understanding and has a wicked twisted sense of humor and a michevious little kid lurking somewhere in there too. Ha...he reminds me of me. No wonder I adore him. ;) Is it obvious?
Look I even want to eat his pocket. :)

or maybe just enjoy this moment...

I hope I don't have to wait another three years to see him again.
I'm kind of fried but I'll post some more pics soon. As wonderful as my trip up there was...coming home sucked equally as bad. I got off the plane and turned on my phone to find a text and a voicemail from the guy who was housesitting for me. My old kitty wasn't doing well. I made the 45 minute drive home into a 25 minute mini grand prix. I ran into the house, hugged my son who was crying and made my way to my kitty. We've been together for the entire 20 years of her life...I held her in the palm of my hand when I first found her as a stray. She died an hour after I got home, at the emergency clinic. I petted her and said her name the way she liked to hear it over and over. I guess she was just waiting for me to get home...I'm glad I made it. I'm sorry she suffered for those few hours waiting for me.

Just a little reminder.
According to the United States Constitution, Article II, Section 1 it states the qualifications for those who wish to aspire to be the next president of the United States as this:
1.) He/she must be a natural born citizen
2.) He/she must be 35 years of age or older
3.) He/she must have lived within the
There, it's settled. Everybody running is qualified. Get over it. Please note that it does not say anything about having experience. Look where experience has gotten us so far…into debt and into a war.
It does not state anything about religion. You do NOT have to be a christian to be president. I hope that Obama wins and then announces that he is, in fact, a muslim. Then maybe people will see that muslim does not equal american hating terrorist anymore than Ted Kacynski or David Koresh represented christian values. Maybe McCain will win and announce he's an atheist or better yet a pagan. Then people can see that pagan does not equal devil worshiper. Separation of church and state…look it up.
Abortion is not a political issue, it's a legal one. Roe vs. Wade…look it up.
I don't like Sarah Palain but I could care less how much money she spent on clothes. What she does with her personal money is her business…just like what I do with my paycheck is mine. It makes my skin crawl to see or hear Bush, Jr. but I also don't care how he pronounces nuclear. It's just not important…although it is kinda funny.
So…obviously I qualify to run for president. After I win, some things will change. Here they are. This is not an all inclusive list of course….but it's a start.
Free unlimited gummi bears for everyone. (a few exceptions are noted below)
The south lawn will become an animal sanctuary.
The Dalai Lama will be my foreign affairs dude. All of my friends can choose their cabinet positions. Sorry…personal foot massager to the president has already been filled by Johnny Depp. I wish George Carlin and Jeff were still alive…I have places for them.
The white house will be painted purple.
Teachers and professional athletes will exchange salaries.
Welfare is still in, if you need help. If you have ever been referred to as "Baby Mama" or "Baby Daddy"…sorry, nothing for you. Except possibly some condoms but no gummi bears.
Every third Thursday of the month will be National Appreciate the Gummi Bear day.
You can have as many guns as you want. No bullets. Use the gummi bears for ammo.
If it's an all out war you may substitute the gummi bears for Jello Jiggler Eggs, for use in larger weapons. If you add some Everclear to them, nobody will care or even remember why they were fighting to begin with. Seriously, we did this a few easters ago. We added too much Everclear…we found out the hard way that it's not the same recipe as for Jello shots. So we threw them at each other instead. It was great. Those Jigglers can really hurt too…so bombs away.
All disagreements between parties will be settled in the white house garden with water balloons. Everclear could come in handy here too.
Congress will be replaced with Ms. Decker's fourth grade class.
There will be no presidential turkey to parade around or pardon on Thanksgiving . The only turkey will be at the animal sanctuary, no axes allowed. The American Indians will have full run of the white house on Thanksgiving. No axes.
All holidays will be recognized and celebrated. Including but not even close to being limited to…Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan, Winter Solstice (Yule), Kwanzaa, Diwali etc. You don't have to participate but you can still get the day off from work and school. Hey, you may even learn something. All of the above referenced holidays involve some kick ass food too. Sorry, but your bank will be closed and you won't get your bills in the mail that day.
Halloween will be celebrated in schools. Kids will dress up and get candy. Period.
Balancing the budget will be easy...no toilet seats that cost over $19.99 in the white house.
Immigration. C'mon over. Have some gummi bears. Live your dream if you can. Just be a citizen, obey the laws and pay your taxes. Go read the plaque on the statue of liberty while you're here.
Lobbyist will have a budget....one dollar. Insurance/HMO lobbyist do not get gummi bears.
I wanted to say something about hunters here but if the only ammo they have is gummi bears then all they will be doing is feeding the animals...so that's good enough.
I HAVE to go on one of these. I have an extreme interest in cryptozoology and the Mothman is the one I'm the most curious about. It's been said that he's bad...but it's recently come to light that he's trying to warn of disasters or problems, not that he causes them.
Then there's the UFO ranch. That many UFO sightings in one place...OMG!!!! I almost died when I saw this episode.I've wanted to go there ever since. Then again, this one involves camping. As much as I love nature...I don't enjoy sleeping in it.
So we have all of my major interests...cryptzoology, UFO's and both trips incorporate the paranormal. Top it all off with Paranormal State being the only reality paranormal show I will watch...because, well, it's actually reality. I think I've gone off on tangents before about Ghost Hunters and that other one with the screaming English chick...so I'll spare y'all. I would also love to go on an investigation with these guys. *runs to check batteries in EMF detector* :)
Peter wants to grow up to be a cryptozoologist...I wonder if I could write this off as an educational field trip?
Field Trip to Mothman!!
Hey everyone. Each year, PRS will hold 3-4 Field Trips for fans to hang out with the cast at a PS-related location so they can learn more about the show, the investigation and each other. PRS just announced two new field trips for next year, one which goes on sale today at 7pm EST.

FIELD TRIP 3: RETURN TO MOTHMAN is February 19-22nd, 2009 at POINT PLEASANT, WV! If you've seen the show, then you know that Mothman was one of those legends that I wanted to investigate my whole life. I got my wish and now we're going to return with about 100-150 fans or so. Investigate the Mothman sightings and legend with PRS, Chip Coffey and other special guests. Trip includes a TNT-area investigation/tour where Mothman was sighted as well as ANOTHER investigation of the Lowes Hotel in town. Trip also covers dinners for Friday and Saturday.
Click here to view details and purchase tickets!
And...
You asked for it.

FIELD TRIP 4: THE UFO RANCH will be May 15 - 17th, 2009! Join PRS at Gilliland's Ranch, Washington, as seen on the mid-season finale "First Contact." PRS, Chip Coffey, Chad Calek and others will return to the Ranch for an amazing weekend of camping, food, entertainment, lectures and, of course, UFO Hunting! For this trip, all profits will go to a designated charity. More details, including tickets, TBA soon.
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