Say What?

"Only a crazy person would put their child in an oven," says Tiffany Fraser, 26, of Airmont, New York, "I don't know why my son said that. I never put him in the oven."

Fraser is charged with assault and child endangerment for allegedly putting her 7 year old in her kitchen oven as punishment for losing his cell phone. Cell phones are expensive, I'd drop my kid in a volcano if they lost theirs. In related news, there is a study going on to find out why 7 year olds have some sort of need for their own cell phones.

Also, as food prices continue to go up, so does the sale of Spam. I've never eaten Spam. I'm not a big ham fan, so I can't imagine enjoying Spam. I do like bologna, however, so I WOULD try Spologna.