Eh, it's A Monday
Posted Jun 16 at 7:42 AM
Wow, what surprise, a jury has found R. Kelly not guilty, acquitting the singer of all fourteen counts of child pornography. Kelly was first charged six years ago after the kinky sex tape surfaced allegedly featuring him having sex, among OTHER things, with a girl who was as young as 13 at the time.
Just so we're clear, if you're a celebrity and you want to cut off the head of your wife and stab her friend to death, bang little boys at your amusement park themed house, or piss on a 13 year old girl and fuck her on videotape, go for it. Hey man, no worries. Live life to the fullest!
This one I don't understand. They had videotaped evidence!