Name Dropping

Last week sometime, I don't remember exactly when because it's a blur of high 90 degree heat, Scarlett Johansson told Politico magazine she trades frequent emails with Presidential hopeful, Bawimpy Owhinny, and that she is "shocked that he keeps up their back-and-forth correspondence." Johansson doesn't really go into great detail about what these emails are about or why they are emailing each other at all, but it obviously can't be anything bad because Owhinny is the golden calf and can do no wrong, although some think it's simply because her twin brother Hunter, works for Bawimpy.

Whatever. My sisters friend used to work at Disneyland, but Mickey Mouse never emailed me. Why is Scarlett so special? Theories include my absence of a "gigantic rack."