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I'm sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you.





I'm sorry

that I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk.





I'm sorry

that my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants.




I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised.





I'm sorry

that I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy".





I'm sorry

that I am actually nice;

not a jerk.





I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things.





I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club.





I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you than just screw you

like some random guy.





I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date.





I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up,

and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy.





I'm sorry

that I am there to pick you up at 4am

when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend.





I'm sorry

if I start not being there

because it hurts being used as a doormat,

only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.





I'm sorry

if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,

to listen to you cry for hours,

instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.





I'm sorry

that you can't realize..

I've been the one all along.





I'm sorry

if you read this and know somebody like this,

but don't care.





...but most of all,



I'm sorry

for not being sorry anymore.



I'm sorry

that you can't accept me for who I am.



I'm sorry

I can never do anything right,

and nothing that I do is good enough

to make it in your world.



I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl

and told you about it,

I thought that was what friends were for...





I'm sorry

that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.




I'm sorry

that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving

when your boyfriend was threatening you

instead of spending time with my family.





I'm sorry

that I cared.



I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night,

talking about how you wish you could have done something different.



I'm sorry

for everything.





Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends

that there is never any good guys out there,

and they always end up with guys who mistreat them.



Well ladies next time you're complaining,

maybe look up to see who you're complaining to,

maybe that special someone is right there

hanging on your every word as usual,

screaming in his head,

"Why won't you give me a chance?"



Because the person you are usually searching for

is right by you.

SAMSUNG DVD RECORDERS ARE PIECES OF SHIT!

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Spent 200 plus on a DVDrecordr and the fucking thing wont recordr shit or even recongnize a recordedable DVD.  If your in the market for one stay away from Samsung, I will never buy another product of theirs again.  My model number is the DVD-AR650,  they dont even support it on their website.

Looking for advice from medical professionals only please.

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Mood: Under the weather

I have a sinus infection which my doctor prescribed anti-biotics and Singulair (as a decongestant because of hypertension).  Outside of those two medicines what else can I do to get over this quickly or is taking the meds all I can do?.  Does rest or exercise benefit me more in getting over this quickly?

IM back and Budget is done and now I am Sick

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I have gotten one of the worst sinus infections I have ever had so i went to the DR yesterday and found out I have high bloood pressure and High Cholesterol too. So now I am on meds for blood pressure and antibotics and singulair for a decongestant.  UGGGGH  getting old sucks!

Will be away for a couple days.

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Going to Detroit to work on 2008's budget and wont be back till late Tuesday evening. Hope you all have a great couple of days and I will catch you when I get back.  My flight leaves at 6:45 am so I need to be up by 4am.  OH Joy..    :(

What a dick....

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This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true.  It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa . 


Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!