Scrote - by Chanel

Posted Jul 3 at 7:10 PM

I like testicle skin..its so soft and versatile... I think it would make a nice purse, or if you had about 1000 of them, a pair of pants.

If I was to do my own version of Buffalo Bill - i'd capture men, keep em in my dungeon, then cut their balls off, and sew fashionable purses together and sell them at Bloomingdales.

Obviously I wouldnt be able to tell people where the 'mysterious skin' came from - so I will tell them that it comes from a very dangerous lizard from Africa - called the Scrotus Manus Bagus... so dangerous that just talking about it could get you killed.

I reckon they would be a hit, and I could sell my scrotey designs to Chanel.

Imagine that campaign - with Nicole Kidman with a testicle sack on her face.

"Scrote..................... by Chanel"

Tags: balls, bloomingdales, chanel, fashion, men, purse, scrotum, skin, testicle

7 comments

Comments

Jonno1974uk

On Jul 9 at 5:37 AM
Ever considered therapy? LOL

DragonFeNx

On Jul 9 at 5:21 AM
So, you know those refreshment cups that change colors when you have either hot liquid or cold liquid in them? OK, In the winter, coin purse. In the summer, overnight bag.... anyone here (pointing at head, where brain should be) with me?

AliAshG8TR

On Jul 5 at 6:16 AM
G/F what you smoking. I want some of it.

DragonFeNx

On Jul 4 at 10:16 AM
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BAZZZ-KITT !!!! LOL

DragonFeNx

On Jul 4 at 10:02 AM
No longer subscribing to this blogger!! LMAO !!! I have an African-decended lizard, so Bobby, I think you're safe for now. Me, not so much. I don't have aspirations of becoming a coin purse!

GiggleSnort, I still owe you a comment from the previous blog. I haven't had time to fully flesh it out. (Pun totally not intended)