Gotta love kids.

Posted Nov 4 at 10:26 AM

I heard the funniest vibrator story yesterday and I just have to share it. My five year old nephew found "mommy's little helper" whilst playing hide and seek. He had climbed onto the top shelf in her walk-in closet when he made the discovery under some storage boxes.

He walked out with it in his hand and said, "What's this?". Luckily, the other boys were still hiding and my brother and sister-in-law were the only ones to witness it.

"It's errrr....aahhh....It's a massager" Sister-in-law said. Gotta give her points for thinking on the hop and technically, she's not really lying. She snatched it from him and shoved it in her handbag. My brother didn't know whether to laugh or call in the psych docs to assess his child. But my nephew was totally unfazed. He shrugged his shoulders and said quite matter of factly,
"It looks like a penis"
And ran off to play.

Baaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Thank you politically correct schooling that teaches children the correct names for their "private parts"

Out of the mouths of babes.
Girls, keep your toys well hidden.
Have a good Tuesday!

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pimpmistress

On Nov 6 at 11:02 AM
It's so funny hearing small kids say "penis" or "Vagina". I much prefer "doodle" and "pee pee". Baaahaha!

IamJust_Looking

On Nov 6 at 1:21 AM
lol now that was funny. In main land Europe children learn about sex at a very early age and still have the lowest rate of teenage and unwanted pregnancy than the rest of the world. I say teach them and arm them and they will make the right choice.