Send me a message
Tara's profile
Subscribe to blogWell
Posted
Next week I am starting a new job WOOHOO!
I am never on anymore because my PC broke and I hate sing laptops.
Once I get this job I will start saving for a new pc
Bored
Posted
These were good for a giggle or two
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
Much to do!
Posted
I have been visiting my daddy in Texas for the last two weeks. It was grand and I rememebered all the reasons I miss it.
:(
If my mom keeps doing well I might think about moving.
I have met a guy soooo I guess we will see where that takes me before I make any choices
chow!
Well
Posted
I never have time to get on so I will be deleting my account in the next week or so.might just leave it up and remove my pics
what should I do?
Horny ;(
Posted
who wants to come over and play?Well....
Posted
I have to say that this site is getting better. Talking to a few guys that live around my area and thats pretty cool. Also all the girls are great.....I want to try and make as many friends as I can sooo come be my friend!
Whe Widow & the Ranch Hand
Posted
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
(P.S. -- Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either.)
Ways to get your blog count up...
Posted
Write a blog about a controversial topic related to people on this site lolCheater
Posted
Guess someone didn't like what I posted on her blog about her cheating on her husband with some guy that has a PREGNANT wife... Goddamn grown the fuck up. IF YOU POST A BLOG FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING SITE TO READ THEN EXPECT RESPONSES.You are *cheating* No ands if or buts about it! I mean come on! You talk about not wanting to be a home wrecker? NEWS FLASH BITCH you already ARE. Not only are you fucking up your marriage (bet 100$ that he doesn't know what yall were doing) but you are fucking up that womans. YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS VERY PREGNANT and you still do it? Why encourage his bad behavior? How would it feel if you were in her shoes? Ooooohhh wait thats DIFFERENT RIGHT? BULLSHIT
BITCHES LIKE YOU RUIN LIVES.... FOR WHAT? A FEW CHEAP THRILLS?
End Rant.
