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Scary Story

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.< B>





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket and, .....






(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)











The coffin stops!
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Coming Home

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Mood: Happy, Music: Maroon 5
Well its almost over. I finally made it to Hawaii, and on my way back to Cali. I can't wait to get back and reconnect with old friends and connect with some new ones About 2 more weeks and then I can get some real R and R.....yeah.
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Mood: Relaxed
Well I fially got out of Nevada. I am staying with family in the livermore and Tracy area. Taking a little vacation before I head down to Sothern California. It will be nice to set up in San Diego for the next 4 years.
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Moving Time

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Mood: Happy, Music: circus
Well its finally here.....time to get all my stuff together load up the truck and get the hell out of dodge....Moving day March 14th is right around the bend, and I cant wait. Going back to San Diego hope to see some of you there....been a while since I have been there and things have changed so I may need a tour guide to show me around again untill I get adjusted.
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Navada Woman

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Mood: Pissed
I have come to realize the woman in this state qre evil and like nothing more than to play mind games with guys like me who want nothing more than to be honest and a gentleman...and somehow the woman here keep taking me for granted....I cant wait to get out of this state...is it March yet?

Going East

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Well on the 16th I am headed to Pensacola Florida for a couple weeks....wish I was going to be there longer to really explore the area...Anyone in the area or from the area that can give me an idea of good places to eat or grab a beer while I am down there?
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Christamas is coming

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Run and hide your wallets folks its almost that time of year....the only good thing about being single when christmas hits is I can spoil my son that much more. But it would still be nice to have that special lady to spend the cold nights with by a fire.
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