Show Me The Nipples!!!!!!!!!

Posted

He's a nipple addict. He's a hooter addict. He loves big nipples, little nipples, puffy nipples and pencil eraser nipples. He loves massive hooters, big hooters, medium sized hooters, but he's not a fan of small hooters, though. I'm not joking about those things. He loves breasts, and he once crowned himself to be the King of Nipples. He is so addicted to nipples that he plays with his own!

Who am I talking about? Well, I'm going to tell you -- just hold your horses!

I'm talking about my husband, Kingpin2006, of course.

I wanted to use this blank space to wish him a very happy birthday today. Today he turns a very young 53 years old. He'll be surrounded by our large brood of children who will all, undoubtedly, shower him with love, gifts and affection. He will be picked on, tortured and made fun of. He will be hugged, smooched and spanked. Hey, it is his birthday, you know.

I hope we will be able to show him just how much we appreciate him and love him. He's a very important and vital part of this family. He's not just the children's father. He isn't just my husband. He isn't just the 'man of the house'. He's also my best friend. He will always be my best friend.

We started off as best friends before we became lovers. It was that friendship that helped guide me, comfort me and complete me. It is the friendship that holds our relationship together and makes it as solid as it is today. It is also the friendship that makes me laugh, pulls out my weird sense of humor and it teaches me how to care for another human being. I would, most definitely, be lost without him by my side.

I'm thankful and grateful that he is a part of my life. I'm thankful to both God and to his parents for bringing him to life, for he was the missing puzzle piece in my own life. He completed the puzzle, and completed me.

Ed, I love you. I love your whacked out sense of humor, your tenderness, your kindness, your graciousness, your giving nature and your love. Happy Birthday, Cuppiecake. You're the best of all worlds!!!