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Posted Aug 29 at 3:10 PM
This is a quick blog . . .not much really. I went and saw Deathrace last night and I highly recommend it. It was fuckin' great, hilarious with awesome race scenes. So if you have some spare change and some time . . go see it! Then I got a fabulous blow job. But I'm not saying you get a great blowjob after seeing this movie so don't get mad if you don't. hehehe And I'm going to a toga party tonight!!! Yay!!! Not sure if I'm gonna wear my old spider-man sheets or not . . .what do ya guys think? Is it trying to hard to be funny or cool?
Ughh Church
Posted Aug 23 at 1:04 PM
Ugghhh Church. I know it's my title but I had to say it again. No I'm not athiest in case you were wondering, I'm agnostic. I belive in God but not organized religion. Unfortanately my FWB (friend with benefits for those who don't know) is religious . . .well at least till we hit the sack . . .and has been trying to get me to go to church for the past year and half with no luck. Aggravates the hell outa her. But now her grandfather just died yesterday. This is gonna sound heartless and I'm sorry she lost him, but now I think she'll finally lure me to go. I hate funerals. Hopefully he wasn't a vet because that's the only thing that can bring tears to my eyes. I hate crying more than going to church. Military funerals are so . . . heartwrenching. With a civilian they just put a rose on the casket, lower it and everyone goes to mourn in their own way. In the military funeral . . .the flag is folded and handed to the widow or other relative. Then the gun salute and I know that someday I'll be there for my father's funeral and that just makes me wanna cry. Ugghhh church!
For Giggle
Posted Aug 17 at 1:39 AM
So giggle told of her embarrasing vagina story. If you wanna read it then go see her blog cause that is SO not my story lol. After giving a hint of my history she dared me to tell the story . . .so here it is:
In August of '05 I was at work when my balls started to hurt. No joke like someone had kicked me ten minutes before and they were still sore. I just delt with it cause I would've never heard the end of it since I work with a bunch of females. The next day is one of the two days the employees can gamble at the casino and I'm on my way out to my truck when I get the worst pain ever. It felt like I had been shanked and I couldn't even walk anymore. Luckly a buddy of mine (a chick I might add) picked me up and sped me to the hospital. I thought it was my appendix and seriosly thought I was a goner. Turns out it be kidney stones and they say they might have to blast them out or wait for them to pass. Since I'm planning on going to London the next week I choose the blast. The day before I'm set to fly out on a 14 hour flight I go in to get them blasted. They went in through my dick . . .thankfully I was knocked out.
Fast forward 2 weeks of fun in London where I was pissing blood and taking vicadin the whole time and I come in to get my the stints taken out when they tell me that they're going in with me awake. So the nurse. . . .some 40 year old chick comes in, puts a bib around my dick and starts rubbing iodine on it. Now my dick is brown . . .and it's cold and I'm scared and we all know what happens then . . . I couldn't impress a housefly lol. Then the doc comes in with a 5 foot long cord! I told him he was obviously in the wrong room . . . or somebody lied to him. He laughed and told me that the end of it was a camera and a tool to pull out the stint. I'm scared. He coats this thing with a numbing gel and then shoves it up my dick while the nurse holds on . . .I hated every minute of it. It only hurt when they pulled it out (about 3 feet worth) they went all the way up to my bladder so it took some time. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
So there ya go Giggle . . .if you want more details . . just ask lol
Uggh
Posted Aug 9 at 9:40 PM
K, I admit I've been gone a LONG time, but I have an actual reason. For some reason my account got screwy here at Reezle and it took a while for my premier membership to kick in. Don't ask. I don't get it and don't care now that it's back up.
I went to Mama Mia today. Let me rephrase that: I was dragged to Mama Mia today. My god I was so damned annoyed everything those females started singing again! I could understand a song or two, but there was a whole fuckin' CD worth on there! To me it took away from the story line . . which had promise but all the singing killed it for me. And the lead actress was cute . . .but her eyes scared me. And if you do see it, look for the black dude with the fro, that fucker is in the entire movie! I swear to Budha, if he wasn't in the scene then his hair was! I laughed my ass off at that.
K, that's all I got for now.
365
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So I was another photo site and ran across a group I really dug. It's called 365 and basically all you do is take a self portrait every day for 365 days straight. As far as I know, it doesn't have to be your face, just some part of you has to be in the picture and you have to be the one to take it whether it be with a timer or whatever. I love it so joined up and am gonna post those pics here too for anybody interested. Might start a community on it, if enough people like the idea.The Vid
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So thanks to someone I respect and admire (and have a crush on hehehehe) I'm going to post the link to the video at youtube. comments and such are definately welcome and I'll let you guys know when I post more =)http://youtube.com/profile?user=someonelivingnowhere
YouTube
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I finally got into the mood to do a video on YouTube. It's based on something I wasn't expecting to do for a while, until I get used to doing videos at least but something happened at Starbucks that made me a little . . .annoyed. If you're interested, let me know and I'll send the link. I'm a little nervous since it's my first vid and rough.Hi!
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Hello everyone (all three people or so that read this). Yes I'm writing another short one. My webcam I ordered from E-Bay (from England) wasn't up to par of what I wanted. I couldn't get the sound to keep up with the video no matter how much I cussed so I got a new one. This time I was smart about it and ordered it directly from Logitech. It fucking rocks. It's the QuickCam Orbit and I recommend it. Now I'm waiting till I get a good rant up then I'll record, play and post it on YouTube and will be sure to let all three of you know hehehe. I have a feeling it'll be about drivers but we'll see. Send me messages on anything you think I should yell about and I'll look into it.Good Mornin'
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So hello everyone! Yes, I'm writing another short blog . . .I think. I think today I will talk about the ability for everyone to fuck up on ebay lol. Let me explain. I love to rant. When I get worked up I'm told I'm slightly more than amusing so I decided to put a rant or three on youtube; the only problem is the fact that my webcam sucks ass. So I went to the biggest mall on Earth: E-Bay. I found a good camera for ten bucks. I'm happy. I bid . . .I win! Yay me. Problem is that I didn't bother to read where the guy lived . . . . . .London! Fucking fourty dollar shipping fee!!!!! DAMN THE POST OFFICE! It should be arriving this week sometime and when I post my first video I'll let anyone interested know. Just message or comment me to let me know. Or if not . . .don't worry 'bout it.Hola
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Yes I'm still alive. Vegas was great. Got laid. She was a cutie from Washington state. Good times. Other than that life is the same. Work sucks. Life sucks for the most part. I'm getting a new vehicle though, a '91 Navajo which is funny since I work at an indian casino lol. I don't know what else to say though so I guess when I think of somethin' I'll add to the blog.