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i have come accross some good profiles but i think this one is not only the closest to me but the best self discription ever!!!!


I Would Have To Say That Bounty Sheets Are Pretty Much My Most Favorite Thing In The World!Bingo With Mom & Smelling Like He-Man, Playing Twister Wearing Nothing But My Green Thong Drinking Jello Shooters!?! But The Only Bad Part About Playing Twister In My Green Thong Is The Vegitable Oil I Rub All Over My Body Before I Play! It's Hard To Hold Yourself Up And Spin The Arrow At The Same Time!, I'm Sure You Can Relate?!

I'm Also Into Having A Great Time Aswell, And Being The Center Of Attention! Sometimes When I Get Bored And Lonely I Try To Cheer Myself Up By Running Around The Room With Scissors, Wearing Nothing But My Raw Hide Brown Sleevless Bon Jovi Vest And My Adidas Track Pants!, Till I Break A Sweat And Settle Down With A Nice Hot Cup Of Coffee Reading Cosmo, Cause Its Cheaper Than JUGGS And It Smells Like Hot Chicks! But I Havent Done that For A While Now.... You Know? Since The Jogging Accident Ofcourse!

But Im Not Always A Perfect Angel! Oh No No No!! I Know What Your Thinking? What!?! Not You!? But I Tell Ya Oh Yes! Oh Yes I Can Be Very Deviant! And Sometimes When I Am In One Of Those "Moods"! I Take That Morning Paper And Do The Whole Entire Crossword Puzzle and Do It In Pen! Yes Thats Right! I Said It! Ya I Mean It's A Cold Hearted Thing To Do... But That's Just How I Roll! Life Is Just Not Peaches & Cream Ya Know!?!

So If You Like What You Hear!?! You Should Check Out What I Have On The Super Value Menu!?! You Start You Realize Hrmmm WOW It's True What They Really Say!?! A Little Bit Does Go A Long Ways Now A Days! ;) So If Your Up For Some Chat? Your In For One Big Adventure Baby! But Just To Let You Know? I'm Not Into Cyber Sex, So Please Don't Ask. I Did It Once And Never Again! Just Because Of One Stupid Night Care Free Fun I Get A Virus!! D A M N, I Knew I Should Of used Trojan Protection!

Well Till Next Time Kids! Have Fun For Now! Thanx For Visiting....


#1 On The Charts & #1 In Your Hearts!

P.s. I Deeply Apologise For The Lack Of Flexing Or Pictures Of Me With No Clothes On, Due To The Severe Health Risks It May Cause. Symtoms May Include, Fainting, Hot Flashes, Heavy Breathing, Lip Licking, Faint Heart, Weak Knees, Involuntary Hair Twisting & Computer Screen Kissing... If You Find Yourself With These Symtoms Please contact Your Local Physician Immediatly!

haha what luck!

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ookay so shit kinda sucks right now!
i won't have a computer for a while, but leave me comments and send me millions of messages as often as you can and i will reply to them as soon as i get to a comptuer which will be frequently just not as much as usual!!
 xoxoxox
 i love everyone on this sight and i'm sorry i won't be around as much!
 xoxoxoxo

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...Find A Guy Who Calls You Beautiful Instead Of Hot
Who Calls You Back When You Hang Up On Him...
...Who Will Lie Under The Stars And Listen To Your Heartbeat
Or Will Stay Awake Just To Watch You Sleep...
...Wait For The Boy Who Kisses Your Forehead
Who Wants To Show You Off To The World When You Are In Sweats...
...Who Holds Your Hand In Front Of His Friends
Who Thinks You' re Just As Pretty Without Makeup On...
...One Who Is Constantly Reminding You Of How Much He Cares
And How Lucky He Is To Have You...
...The One Who Turns To His Friends And Says ..."Yeah Thats Her"

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If a someone wants you, nothing can keep them away. If they dont want you nothing can make them stay. Stop making excuses for someon and their
behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to
be. Slower is better. Never live your life for someone before you find
what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because they were
not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A
friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like they are
stringing you along, then they probably are. Don't stay because you think
"it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying
when things are not better.


The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid people
who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different partners. they didn't
marry them when they got them pregnant, why would they treat you any
differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from theres
Maintain boundaries in how a partner treats you. If something bothers you,
speak up. Never let a partner know everything. they will use it against you
later. You cannot change a partners behaviour. Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make them feel they are more important than you are...even if they
have more education or is in a better job. Do not make them into a
quasi-god. they are a person, nothing more, nothing less. Never let a partner
define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's partner. If they cheated with you, they'll cheat on
you. A partner will only treat you the way you ALLOW them to treat you. All
men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the
bending...compromise is a two way street. You need time to heal between
relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... Deal with your
issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for
someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE
individuals... look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him
miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're
always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.

Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man. Don't fully
commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him
in your radar but get to know others

-Oprah

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okay......



so i woke up this morning and had an awful comment left on my page!!
it was terreble and now i'm sccared for my own life!!
this girl we call christine or bringthepain said..................

that she will cut me into little peices if she doens't havea preimier
hahaha
soooooooo unless she has a preimier i'm going to die!!
lol sooo someone who has nothing to spend there money on should hook her up soo i don't die hahaha

AND THEN I WENT UP STARS TO MY BATHROOM AND FOUJND THIS ON THE WALL.............
WHAT A FUCKING SYCO!!!

SOOOOOO SOMEONE GET HER A DAMB PREIMIER BEFORE SHE RUINS SOMETHING ELSE IN MY HOSUE AND MAKES MORE THREATS TO ME!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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i want one soo bad!!!

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hahaha
i did one of those online sex things haha and these were he results
soo i wasn't lyeing when i said i'll be the best sex u ever had hahaha
ohh just kidding i;m acctualy a virgin
i've never had sex in my life ..........................





Wow! You should change your name to Persephone!


A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, Persephone, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.
As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

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Mood: happy
whoooooo hooooooo


happpy birthday to meeeee

whooos ready to party!!
xoxox