No longer here.........but I'm here though

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http://www.myspace.com/playr1

No longer here, I'm over there.  So come check me out, add me as a friend...love me...hold me.......be the cheese.

That's all

I need your help

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Mood: Swimingly
Folks it's time to reach deep with in our hearts and our pocketbooks, it's time we do some soul searching and help those who are in need.  I've been working on a new charity and with your help we all can help those who really need it.  So please allow me just a bit of your time to present to you my newest charity.........

The Starving Children of Hollywood

For just a few dollars a day, simple pocket change you can make a difference in a young celebs life.  The growing rate of non-malnutriciened celebs have grown at an alarming rate, and with your help we can beat this disease and help those in need.

With every donation I can take celebs like....



Lindsey Lohan and Tara Reid



The Olsen Twins



and Christina Aguliera and bring to them not only food but the warmth of love that they so desperatly need.

With your donations folks every week I will pick them up and we will go to the one place they so desperatly need to visit.



So what are you waiting for, please search within yourselfs and lets help those less fortunate than us.

Thank you,

Playr 1

I need my insperation.......

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Mood: Swimingly, Music: the sound of boredom


I just love that pic.....took it one day while shopping and it still cracks my shit up.

So lifes been sort of......hmm........samey........is samey even a word (samey, pronounced same-ey).....but yeah lifes been samey. (i've decided.....it's a word)  So not alot of new information to talk about, so I'll make shit up.  Wait I already did that before.....so cross that out.......here I'll just present the truth and you decide if I should of just made shit up.

Spent most of my Christmas vacation constipated and feeling like shit (no pun intended), got to spend plenty o time with my girls (which was awesome and good time was had by all), went hunting to get out pent up frustration.....shot a squirel and strangely felt better after it.  After I got back from vacation just worked a bunch, played some Katamari Damacy (that game so rules) and watched wrestling.  See told you I should of made shit up.

Holy Schinkes batman........what's going on with this place.......

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Mood: Nasty, Music: Sound of Silence by nothing

So got to say love the new look around here.....spiffy if you ask me.  Not a big fan about needing a premire membership to wipe my ass; but then again I just jump on here from time to time to check up on a few friends of mine and say hello.

Ever notice the word hello has the word hell in it..........just a thought.

Getting ready to head home for the holidays,  gonna be a good time by all........cause this bad boy's got a week off.  Woot woot...........so for all of you in the Springfield area..........watch out because the Tom Cat is back on the prowl.............grrrrowl.  Ok, well not on the prowl, and why am I reffering to myself as "the tom cat"..........

......anyways, going home, gonna see my family and friends who i miss greatly.  Stuff myself with all types of food (mainly Sonic), add to the extra padding I pretend is a beer belly.

So yup, I"m exited and anxious.....maybe I should of put my mood as that instead of "nasty".

Naw.......i'm feeling Nasssssssssssty.

So anyways, may all of your stocking be stuffed , your christmas trees be trimmed and may old Saint Nick give to you want you really wanted for Christmas.

Adious,

Your neighborhood sexual inuendo guy

Paco Taco

The more wordier update.....

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Finally got some time so I figured I`d stop in see what`s up and send a shot out to all my swydm peeps.

Life`s been hectic as always, had a lot of lows of late with work, some family situations, and other stuff that just don`t seem to want to stop popping up. I really need a vacation.

Imagine....me.........Michelle.........beach........her sipping some fruity drink..........me passed out under the beating hot sun with a bottle of Jack Daniels in hand..........ahh heaven.

So anyways I haven`t done this in awhile and forgot how to write an entry.......so pm questions folks........I`ll post them in my next entry (if I get questions that is) and we`ll have a little Q&A with the champ.

Till next time........peace.

RIP Eddie.........

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You will be missed by many, but never forgotten

(A more wordier update later)

Your mother goes to college........

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So it`s been awhile.......sue me. Seriously, sue me........I`m broke. I mean you can`t take something out of zero, and with present financial issues what`s one more kick to the groin.

Hope everything is going good here in swydm land, hope the downvoters and perverted 30 year old guys pretending to be semi hot 18 year old girls hasn`t got everyone down. I`ve came on from time to time long enough to troll around for about 15 min then leave to do whatever daily chore i`ve got going for that day........then nap........then back to another daily chore that really needs taking care of.

Can you end a sentence with a preposition? Is preposition really spelled p r e p o s i t i o n? I`m not really for sure........hell I can`t remember if the word "of" is in fact a preposition or not? This is why i protest that our journals need grammar and spell checking.

So please contact your local government and lets get this ball rolling.



She`s still hot, and totally boneable..........which i would but a certain aunt came to visit (if you know what I mean).....so i`m horny as hell. Damn I want to hit that.

Guess I`ll just settle for this.....



You stay classy swydm.......

Once again, I`m 21................again...............

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This time for the 8th time (28 for those who are counting...or not counting).

Now I log on to swydm.....mainly due to boredom because there`s a big FFXI download and I have to keep trying to get on to the server to download it so I troll over to my profile and spy with my little eye this........

From renee at Jul 19, 06:01 (delete)
Happy Birthday!!! I hope it`s great!

From bad4u at Jul 19, 05:03 (delete)
Happy Birthday!

From snakey at Jul 19, 04:21 (delete)
Happy Birthday, Craig! You one bad mofo!

From bob4786 at Jul 19, 03:56 (delete)
Happy Birthday! :-D

From blueyes1967 at Jul 19, 03:53 (delete)
Happy Birthday!cool gallery*smiles*

From Bluesman9830 at Jul 19, 03:22 (delete)
Happy Birthday

From DinkyKitty at Jul 19, 01:53 (delete)
Happy birthday spunky hunky - no i DIDN`T forget muah luv ya

Thank you all........specially Snakey and Di. Why specially snakey and Di.........well because Di didn`t forget and she thinks I`m a...


One Spunky Monkey
And Snakey because she thinks I`m.......


Samuel L Badass


.......but seriously guys thank you for the birthday wishes and if by chance I get to drink tonight I`ll have one for ya.

EDIT:

From MplsBabe at Jul 19, 06:35 (delete)
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY**

From blulady at Jul 19, 06:32 (delete)
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Thank you too, MPLSbabe and Joan. :D Must of snuck in while I was writing this.

Farter`s Day........err I mean Father`s Day

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.......or maybe it is Farter`s Day. Think about it, how many dad`s have done the pull my finger trick? Just some food for thought.

Well I spent my Father`s Day at work last night, called my dad to wish him a happy father`s day and to talk for a bit. Blows ass not being near him on that day.....could of went fishing or done something like that. Waited for my ex to call and let the girls talk to me, but that didn`t seem to happen.

I was trying to get ahold of her all week long but only got to have chit chat with her voicemail with no return phone call. Was gonna see about having the girls come up here for a week or so as a father`s day present (because right now that`s all I really want)........but nothing.

Can`t say right now that I`m in the best of spirits; but I`m sure I`ll put on my game face and press on hoping that they will call soon.

So yeah, Father`s Day sucked.

p.s. Sorry for being all mopey and whiny just wanted to let some of that out.........even though I didn`t let it all out.........wanted to but just couldn`t.

Anyways, hope everyone had a good farter`s day and take care of yourself and each other.

(wow, i just stole Jerry Springer`s schtick)

here`s your friggen journal entry.....

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Ok so I`ve been beat into subbmision and finally decided to update. Now I could go into a big long tirade about how I`ve been busy of late, and state how I`ve been working and had this to do and yadda yadda yadda. However I will not do that because the truth always sucks.........what I will do instead is lie and by lying I mean lie out my ass about my whereabouts.

I guess it all started 2 months ago when I got a call from the head of the CIA. You see they needed me to go undercover and gather information on a terrorist here in our own country. Being the patriot that I am, I accepted this mission and went forth and served my country proudly.

At first I knew this mission was dangerous and I might not come back alive. They faxed over the information that I would need, so I grabbed the fax info and headed to the bat cave to gather equipment and supplies.

When the information came in I was suprised to see who the terrorist in question was........I knew it, I friggen knew it all along. It was none other than.........


Paris Hilton.

"Sweet poledancing christian" I thought to myself as I slid into my Playrmobile.



I then made a few calls and discovered that Paris Hilton was going to be at the Save the Bullfrog galla in New York tommorow night. So I flicked the Playrmobile into flight mode and took off for the Big Apple.

I arrived in NY about 3 min later, because the Playrmobile shits and gets I then checked in to one of the finest hotels that New York has to offer.....



After checking in and getting settled into my room I hear a knock at the door, I went to see who it was....maybe it was room service delivering me my footie pajamas since I was rushed and forget my own; but to my own shegrin it was 3 teenage ninjas.



Luckily for me, and not so lucky for them my sidekick decide to show up.......



With a kick, punch and a few swings of gold chains across the head the 3 ninja`s went down quicker than Tara Reid after a good night of clubin`.

I searched the ninjas for any information as to whom might had sent them and after further review I noticed a letter in one of their pockets. I had Mr. T dispose of the teenage Daniel Laruso wannabes and I began to read the letter. It read....

Dr. Playr 1,
How did I know that the CIA would send you? You are no match for me, and once I`m finished with you I will contaminate the water supply and destroy every bullfrog in the world. Now that`s hot.

Hugs and kisses,
Paris Hilton

"Not if I have anything to do with it", I thought to myself.

I then toured NY with Mr. T.......had a lovely time really; but our tour came to a brief hault as we was met by a former ally of mine........


Patrick Duffy.

"Danger awaits you tonight, for the Florence Nightingale is waiting for you." PD said as he began to walk away.

"Huh" I thought as I watch Patrick Duffy walk away. Mr. T just shrugged and said, "mmmm....Mr. T needs to do some laundry."

So with Mr. T seperating his darks and reds at a local laundry mat I headed back to my hotel. When I walked through the door and turned on the light, what should appear laying on my bed wearing nothing but what you see here..



Yes, the villan herself Paris Hilton.

So long story short.....I shagged her so hard she forgot abuot her evil plan to wipe the world population of bullfrogs and the world slept better that night.