Well I am a 26 year old, soon to be Divorced, mother of 3 beautiful little kids, who are my world! And to clear things up for anyone who might question it. YES I said SOON TO BE DIVORCED! Yeah I have had a boyfriend. If it was up to me I would have had signed Divorce papers long ago, but it is just not my fault I am at the mercy of the court system. If you want to judge me for that, go right ahead and waste your time because I could give two shits less what you think of me. I know how it is and so does he and we are going to be fine. We have come along way and it's gonna be alright! There now that is off my chest on to the next part............
I like to have fun, I love my family. I love my friends. Laughter is the best medicine and I try to take my meds everyday! I try to be good at everything I do and strive for nothing but the best. One day I will incorporate that in to my choice of men! Yeah that sounds bitter but I want what I want and now I know. I like to do stuff outdoors. I love to ride 4 wheelers and go fishing and be in a boat but the sad thing is, I don't have a 4 wheeler or a boat so therefore some things I love to do are left behind right now. It's all good, I will have my own VERY soon.
I LOVE TO SHOP and my favorite place to do so is Bealls. Jeans and Baby tees ROCK MY SOCKS! Yeah I am getting older but so what, I wear that shit well! My brothers are my best friends and it's the best thing in the world! Without them I would be an only child and that would be bad cause I would have loved to be a spoiled only child WAY too much. Thank GOD I AM NOT!
I LOVE wearing CAMO and being a SOUTHERN GIRL! SOUTHERN GIRLS KNOW HOW TO DO IT BETTER! THE SOUTH IS MY HOME AND I SHALL NEVER ROAM!
I love it when he tells me "you got that look in your eye" as long as it is the right "him" that is telling me. I have a secret crush that no one will ever figure out. There is one man that will always be able to understand the look I get in my eyes and one man that will melt when he sees it.
I LOVE COUNTRY, HIP HOP and HOUSE MUSIC. I LOVE TO DANCE but don't try to dance with me unless you are female or a MAN that knows how! Every now and then somehow a pole finds it's way into my dance path... shhhh....there might be pictures! I hate men that play games and pretend to know me but they really don't. I hate men that want me to chase them and blow smoke up their ass. I hate men that don't know what they really want. In others words, I don't date BOYS!
I have a great life and I ROCK at what I do. In more ways than one! My friends love me and so does my family! I am successful and always will be. WHY? Because I am a MOMMY! Anyone who doesn't get that or wants to compromise it, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya! My KIDS are my life and I live and die for them. They mean everything and everything I do, I do it for them. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE! I AM A MOM AND THEY ARE MY KIDS AND NOTHING ELSE WILL EVER MATTER MORE!
So yeah I am not your average ordinary girl to say the least. I am a complex, outgoing, fun loving , compassionate,
I have to say that I am a friendly and outgoing person and I always like to meet new people. Life is full of so many great and interesting people and I always refer to a certain quote when asked this question, " Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you."
I cry at war movies, loves snow cones, reeses cups, twizzlers for straws in coca-cola, bud light and crown royal, loves to get stuck in the mud, kiss in the rain, sit on a tailgate in the middle of the woods to talk all night, listen to Saturday night gold with a doublestack, walk around the house in panties, laugh my ass off any chance I get, alfredo & breadsticks (pasta craving), hates it when I get woke up by someone snoring, tears up over my kids belly laugh, enjoys a football game or two, flirtatious, extraordinary WOMAN! I keep it real and tell you how I feel. I don't give shit sometimes and sometimes that gets me in trouble. Don't piss me off because I am the first to tell your ass in a heartbeat. If you don't like me than keep on walkin because I really don't care. I love my life and will always make sure that I do, nothing compromises my kids and myself. I will always strive to be happy and make life the best and Mostly my life consists of my beautiful babies and my family, it keeps me busy, keeps me on my toes, but I love it! God Bless the constitution and the USA, freedom of speech rules!
Some random facts about me....
1. When spring comes, I sneak into the night and pick the neighbors flowers.
2. I have the coolest dreams.
3. I hate opening gifts in front of the person who gave it to me.
4. I can not kill a cockroach.
5. For Valentines Day I wore sexy panties and no one knew it but me.
6. I always check behind the shower curtain before I close the bathroom door.
7. I wish I looked like an underwear model.
8. I am afraid of the dark so I sleep with a night light.
9. I still sleep with my teddy bear and still have a blankie.
10. I have a fear of being alone.
11.I always wear white socks, regardless of the color of the rest of my clothes.
12. I never drink beverages (including soda) with ice (only exception: occasionally water).
13. I have never broken a bone
14. I used to steal hall passes and forge the teacher's signature so that I could roam the school at large.
15. I have lived in a homeless shelter for a few months.
16. I have seen two bull calves be born.
17. I have shoveled manure in a barn.
18. I have ridden on an elephant.
19. I trim my toe nails super short in fear I will get ingrown toe nails.
20. I don’t have a real best friend and I never have had one. I have acquaintances but not someone I can share everything with.
21. I feel like I don’t fit in ANYWHERE! This used to bother me but it doesn’t anymore.
22. I once had a pet raccoon