"No I dont talk about my love life for a very good reason, and that reason is I dont have one. Which is very good news for the ladies-I am still available. Im a heck of a catch, cos, er well look at it. I live in Worthing, in a lovely house, with my parents. I have my own room, which Ive had since yep, since I was born. Thats seen a lot of action I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for two years as well, before I dropped out, so Im a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue ladies"(Tim Canterbury, The Office, Series 2, Episode 3)