halfman's profile

"Keep an eye on my eye; keep it straight"

Last on about 16 hours ago
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  • I'm a man
  • From Elkhart, Indiana

  • Occupation
    clever inept

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On Aug 31 at 5:24 PM
nomore=anymore, obviously. I forgot that I should mind my grammar around you. Heh.
On Aug 31 at 5:24 PM
Sheeeee is not playing on this website nomore. But I will tell her you said things. Heh.
On Aug 18 at 3:59 PM
hello mister long tme since we chatted last hows u
On Aug 12 at 8:20 AM
Shhhh. They might notice I'm an implant, and it will be the end for me! The end!!!
On Aug 11 at 10:04 PM
Check out that hanging preposition.
On Aug 9 at 7:49 PM
That term would be pertaining to someone who was, you know... *not* of Asian origin.
On Aug 9 at 9:25 AM
Not even.
On Aug 8 at 4:55 PM
that's me! how you been?
On Aug 7 at 1:54 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
On Jul 29 at 8:24 PM
haha lemon party is almost cute compared to the other two. and tubgirl is way more disturbing than goatse. both are quite talented though i must say!
On Jul 28 at 10:51 AM
haha... well it's about damn time! spread that asshole man!
On Jul 27 at 9:48 PM
As will I...
On Jul 27 at 9:43 PM
Sandbox. Al Asad, Iraq.
On Jul 27 at 9:41 PM
Awwe thanks...he's doing great and coming home soon!
On Jul 27 at 8:38 PM
and i got fucking hot. no lie.
On Jul 27 at 8:32 PM
christ died thirty years ago.
On Jun 22 at 4:45 PM
I shit upon you!!!!
On Apr 30 at 2:31 PM
*farts*
On Apr 25 at 2:29 PM
do it!
On Apr 25 at 2:08 PM
i ate too much and i need a nap. have any weekend plans?
On Apr 24 at 8:50 PM
of course not! i'm here and i'm sad to say it, but i don't think i'll be going anywhere soon! this site has my soul!
On Apr 24 at 2:24 PM
fasha!
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Excuse me, but I heard that you were giving out elkhart pressure washes. How much are you charging?
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hi hi hi
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Right on, my brutha!
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*quails*
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you yelled for my cat and he started howling like something penetrated his ass
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He uses the dog's spit now. He said that he was growing allergic to the lube. I doubt he is telling the truth, however. He seems to get off better with the dog, kinda of like how you like getting off with my cat.
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Double major. Business and psychology. I like my starting psych classes, not that I've gotten anything new out of them, but at least they're interesting.
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These prereqs and all kill my soul because it all seems like a waste. I know it's a matter of drudging through the basics before I get to the in-depth interesting aspects, but it's very difficult to remind myself of that when it's 6 in the morning I've not slept but an hour or so... Luckily there's this break... Otherwise I'd probably have lost the little shred of sanity that still accompanies me.
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I won't join your cult Fifty Percent! I won't!
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Lame. I never stood you up at the altar. I was busy having my dress altered. Heh. Harharhar.
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And since when are we not friends, motherfucker? Heh. I cursed. *blush*
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Isawitalready and it was soooo good. Heh.
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i'm doing swell. got a bit of a hangover, though. how about you, sir?
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hey so how do you like angelina jolie as sexy gredel's mother? um... gag myself?
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rarararararararararar
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haha... hoffenmeyer! ya know, for some reason i thought you had ditched this site for greener pastures already. you've got the fake silhouette picture and everything! WTF H4X! okay i guess you're crazysexycool enough for me to e-ssociate with, let's cyber-end e-partheid now! this site sucks big black balls now though... like really... i'm disappointed
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start writing more. c'mon it'll be fun. i'd be way on down iffin yer down for it as well.
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doing well enjoying it still and love this time of year
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got a new job and they are working me and i do mean working me :-) :-)
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Good Morning :-)
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not seen u about for a verylong time
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Buttlickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Hail Sunsetter.
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What's BC? I do not understand your hip kid slang.
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'Twas but a joke about the ganj, sir.
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Lay off the ganj, dude. Also please don't try to boast about your intellectual superiority by posting a Beowulf quiz. Nordic heroes are so 12th Century.
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Tommy Boy. Lay off the ganja. Later.
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Halfsies, halfsies.. how I miss thee... I miss you more than my old cracked out hooker neighbor. I miss you more than I miss Ed's skids. I just... miss you... *sobs*
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I'll probably remain in stealth mode from here on. Further, I will begin my night job of construction: building walls between people. It's a sad fact when fear and whatever else drives people to make communication a liability instead of an asset. Silly me, I thought the Web, with its inate ability to use almost all of our senses at the same time, would enhance communication. Instead, in a venue like this, that is suppose to
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