mimesscareme's profile

"You have one advantage over me..you can kiss my ass..I can't"
Last on Jul 24 at 11:58 AM
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  • I'm a man
  • From Aurora, Colorado
  • Occupation I will go off on you like a sp
  • Relationship status Divorced
  • Smokes Never
  • Drinks Sometimes

Score
13 votes, 57 stars
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Level
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More about me

It's been over a year since i rejoined this site and to be honest it has been rather disappointing.  Between the fakes wanting money to the people who tell so many lies they can't keep their shit straight I am pretty much thru with this.  
the friends I have made know how to reach me.  The rest will not bother and that is fine.

adios folks.

my screenname at yahoo if you want to get ahold of me.

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Spider Pig..Spider Pig..does whatever a spider pig does..(doean't that just sum it up?)

ever wonder what makes teflon stick to the pan? or how they make cheetos? ME TOO! stop by and leave me a note..all welcome as long as they shower eventually..oh and my gallery is low carb and low cal so enjoy!

just for the record..If you are here because i rated you or stopped by your profile that is great. leave a note or better yet leave soem Mtn Dew..I am out..gummi bears also accepted.

I am a witty guy with boys (9 and 11)..they are my life. I coach them in anything they want (as long as i have a clue about it) and I spend a bunch of time on the road for either work or for tournaments. So if i ask you what bar is good in your neck of the woods don't be alarmed..just let me know


My blog

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RETIRED Most often asked question from my friends: What do you do with all that time, now that you are retired? I'm here to clear it up . . . . The other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and... read more...

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Comments

BeautifulLikeMe
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been a long time mr!! Hope things have been good
ILmilf
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HAAAAAAAAAAA! yikes, Jeff - lol you're terrible
ILmilf
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lol sounds interesting..
ILmilf
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rawr..
Tabi_Cat
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thanks for stopping back :P
ILmilf
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....you're something else, jeff.
in_B_tween
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I'm prob the only bumpkin ya know :) hehe
in_B_tween
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you are a silly willy mimes ya know that :)
JustGoofin
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Sorry you were lied to, shame that happened.
xKittyxMoonx
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Hope you had a great week and have a fabulous weekend!
xKittyxMoonx
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notta problem!! and thank you!
xKittyxMoonx
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hey !! thanks for stopping by!! and for all the comments!! =]
playmate_brandy
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thanks hun:)
playmate_brandy
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5 stars for u hun:)
BeautifulLikeMe
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ps geek...I was serenading you ..ahahahahah fuck! HAHAHAHAA
BeautifulLikeMe
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Morning Sunshine :)
defygravity
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Long time no see on here.......just dropping by to say hello......hope all is well with you:)
gindenbum
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Thx for stoppin by cutie!! :)
mimesscareme
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holy shit she jsut quoted Rupert holmes! wtf? i am a jack and 7 man! screw pina coladas! LOL
BeautifulLikeMe
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♥If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape♥
=P
BeautifulLikeMe
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hey stranger!
luckylady12
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I'm all out of Mountain Dew but thought I'd at least leave a comment. SoOoOoOo...Hi! :-P
DivaKTdid
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Thaks for reading..and about the comment, hope your lil guy is A-OK.
CanadasBADDEST
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Hahahaha your profile is funny too!
Your vote: 10
Average rating: 8.19
christin
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Hope you have a great Friday woohoo is it the weekend yet?
ForSaleByOwner
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Not only is this guy super cute, he's quite the gentleman...the perfect combo! Thanks for the comment babe! Xoxo
defygravity
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HOpe all is well with you......have a great weekend:)
Lisyloo68
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You're very welcome :) xxx
sexy_texas
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*waves* How's it going?
Lisyloo68
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hullo :) thanks for stoppin by xxx
That_Girl_Sam
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Hope you're doing great, its been a while. *10*
HoTtBuNz2
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LEFT U WITH A **10**... I SAW U PEEKING:)
Laughlikecrazy
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*drops off a package of gummi bears* Just wanted to say Hi!
just_jess
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i watch tank gurl... duh!
cant_have_me
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10
in_B_tween
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so stinker butt, did you get a free lap dance??? :) so are you old yet? just teasin' gotta pick on the ol' jeffy
J_J
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*leaves some DEW with a side o'gummi bears* Morning
xxmzcarmenxx
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haha i was looking for you after i read the comment not knowing it was you lol but it is you...your my first feet fan lol
defygravity
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Have a great week:)
boundupbabesdotcom
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whats cooking
defygravity
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Good morning.....I hope life is treating you good:)
in_B_tween
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muah!!
defygravity
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Howdy doody sir:)
phatgurl
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lmao...NOW WERE TALKIN!
phatgurl
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sooo HEY! you too good to love me now or what?LOL
jessie919
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hiya! will go shopping later. no Dew here :(
phatgurl
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];)>
defygravity
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Have yourself a great weekend:)
lubju_longtime
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*waves* hey you
lubju_longtime
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Ju are uber kewlies
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