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"Nanner Nanner Boo Boo! :op~"

Last on Sep 19 at 6:15 PM

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Drinks Never

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Hidey Ho, boys and girls!

The Basics:

I'm a mom to six beautiful, obnoxious and simply loverly children. Yes, I said six! heh

I am not naive. I am not stupid. I don't fall in the 'net traps (falling in love online, believing everything you tell me, etc.). You have to have an ounce of brains to be online nowadays.

I come here to kick back, relax and harrass a few members. Nothing more, nothing less.

I don't post nudes.

I don't do cam shows. I'm not a complete and total whorebag.

I don't cyber or give out my IM information for that purpose. I must know you for awhile before I even give you anything remotely personal.

If you want my opinion, ask me but be prepared for the honest to God truth. I don't bullshit.

If I care about you, be prepared to be cared about.

Don't expect kissy-ass, "oh baby" type of talk from me. I'm not an ass kisser. I won't baby you. I won't call you baby. DON'T call me baby. I HATE THAT!

DON'T ask me for money or for sympathy. If you're broke, get a job! If you can't do something in your life, get off your ass and just DO it! Sitting online is NOT the way to get things done in life!

Anything, you need to know, just ask me.

I realize that I may come off as a bitch in my profile description, but I'm not -- atleast not all the time ^_^ I say it like it is. I say how I feel. I am not afraid to call an idiot an idiot.

I would rather be me than be someone who fakes being nice. Wouldn't you rather speak to a real person than a fake one? ^_^

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Comments

smitty7702

On Sep 19 at 6:13 PM
yea i know lol im here im queer deal with it lmao

johelmut364

On Sep 19 at 3:01 PM
HEY HUN!

halfman

On Sep 19 at 2:59 PM
The # 2 steamer leaves the Cleveland harbor right around 6 to 9.

alan

On Sep 19 at 5:18 AM
your "occupation" made me laugh.
thanks for a great start for this friday !

halfman

On Sep 13 at 8:01 PM
*covers my face in saran wrap*

carols

On Sep 9 at 9:33 PM
Hugs right back at you, Mel. Hope life treats you good.:)

DoogieStyle

On Aug 13 at 8:15 PM
ola babes just poppin in to say hi gorgeous

Youknow-who

On Aug 13 at 12:59 AM
Just saying hi as i pass by.

grouchysmurf

On Jul 24 at 5:48 AM
*smacks you on the ass* :-P

Cobra

On Jul 22 at 10:23 AM
**gropes u** ;)

beLLa

On Jul 19 at 7:20 AM
i found you!!!!! LOL

ALTF4

On Jul 19 at 2:48 AM
I didn't know you were still on here! thought you left ages ago

Gar

On Jul 17 at 12:28 AM
5 points for your profile description! and no, i don't think you're a bitch. you're just honest and that's a great thing.
and six kids? respect! the most people are not even able to handle one kid.
wish you a nice day