zandy's profile

"The Blondelicious Avenger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Last on Nov 7 at 8:29 AM
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  • I'm a 42 year old woman
  • Occupation Duh Blondelicious Avenger!!!!
  • Relationship status Married
  • Smokes Often
  • Drinks Never
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120 votes, 580 stars
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Level
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More about me



I'm still 28 and have very little to offer normal human beings
If you are abnormal and in denial too, feel free to say hi xoxox aims

My blog

13 reads this month; 1,663 reads total.
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.



After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the... read more...

My interests

Interests
dipping my dill pickles in peanut butter
Books
booked and held over for custody yeah
Movies & TV
had the lead in legally blonde until they found that one grey hair
Places
lousianna, florida, england, texas and jamaica but nothing beats my canada

My communities

0 posts this month; 56 posts total

My friends

Texas_Thunder
AliAshG8TR
Kaney
bobsagetfan
honeydew_melon
onecowboy
Constance
Caramark
Tabi_Cat
zzzx
KittyLix
bigbears30
sporty1015
DivaKTdid
onehotcracka
oneiros1313
IamJust_Looking
beLLamaFia
BeautifulLikeMe
twinkieluver
PogoDnB
slplessea
uleftamessinmybed
Silversurfer2007

Comments

mrknowitall
On Nov 20 at 12:28 PM
ahoy~!
sammiesins
On Nov 13 at 3:38 PM
hey there how are you?
AliAshG8TR
On Nov 7 at 10:41 AM
OMG I missed you ... I owe you an email and I will send it to you.
IamJust_Looking
On Nov 7 at 8:28 AM
Snoooogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pleased
On Nov 5 at 10:12 AM
official notice. in three weeks to this day Ames will turn 43.
BeautifulLikeMe
On Oct 31 at 1:20 PM
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX's!!!!
pleased
On Oct 31 at 11:29 AM
whatcha doing?
AliAshG8TR
On Oct 31 at 11:29 AM
How are you sis
nickinoonoo
On Oct 22 at 9:42 AM
miss ya biatch ;)
pleased
On Oct 22 at 5:20 AM
i'm still 24, abnormal,and little to offer...
so i say "hi Ames !"
AliAshG8TR
On Oct 22 at 2:30 AM
Oh baby I know that. I thought maybe ... NM ... I will email you
pleased
On Oct 15 at 2:25 PM
that Ali is sure brilliant, even though she is a little Sister.
AliAshG8TR
On Oct 15 at 12:53 PM
I will be sure to spread the loving. TY for coming by and leaving me some love. It means a lot. I get my masters after this semester.
AliAshG8TR
On Oct 15 at 12:44 PM
I will ... need to char someday is there another way
backroads
On Oct 15 at 12:43 PM
;)
AliAshG8TR
On Oct 15 at 12:38 PM
Please tell me I am not seeing things
pleased
On Sep 29 at 11:29 AM
scarf, mittens, and a tuke?
(grinning)
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 27 at 7:32 AM
Hope you are having an awesome weekend
pleased
On Sep 26 at 12:57 PM
are you wearing your parka yet. LOL...
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 26 at 12:04 PM
Hun I am doing so good ... we just need to catch up. I need some sisterly advice.
johelmut364
On Sep 26 at 11:22 AM
whatcah up to??
johelmut364
On Sep 26 at 11:19 AM
hi sweetie! happy friday?
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 26 at 4:02 AM
Sweetheart hope everything is OK
pleased
On Sep 25 at 4:37 AM
happy autumn Sis
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 24 at 1:13 PM
OMG all you had to do is say Hi ... *tears filling my eys*
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 24 at 12:54 PM
Hello sis ... how is my baby today?
johelmut364
On Sep 23 at 10:54 AM
HEY SWEETS!!!
Kaney
On Sep 23 at 10:46 AM
Hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for the Zandy !!!
Kaney
On Sep 19 at 12:20 PM
Hey you :) :) :)
johelmut364
On Sep 18 at 12:50 PM
im great! good to see ya
pleased
On Sep 18 at 12:46 PM
i wouldn't be to concerned about that little detail
pleased
On Sep 18 at 12:43 PM
never may not be the correct word, Ames.
why and i being technical with my sister? Jeesh...
zandy
On Sep 18 at 12:41 PM
HEY PEEPS.........SORRY THE VISIT IS ONLY TEMPORARY.........YOU ALL HAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS BUT YOU NEVER USE IT BUGGERS!!!!!!!!!! FIND ME THERE!!
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 18 at 12:41 PM
Can you believe i will finish my masters this semester
johelmut364
On Sep 18 at 12:32 PM
hey zan!! hows life?
AliAshG8TR
On Sep 18 at 12:27 PM
Alan always with the pre-mature thingy. hehe Holy shitz is my big sis? *throws arms and legs around you*
pleased
On Sep 18 at 12:27 PM
yeah... welcome back !
pleased
On Sep 17 at 10:24 AM
i know that i ma a bit pre-mature...
but... Welcome back ! (smiling)
big_dick
On Sep 14 at 4:26 PM
love ya baby , i do miss u
IamJust_Looking
On Sep 9 at 8:41 AM
Honey beeeee!!!!!!! get back to work:)0 I am heading home. xx
PerfectlyUnperfect
On Sep 8 at 12:19 AM
I miss you hunni
Happy_Eyes
On Sep 5 at 10:10 AM
Hey!!! Been a very long time! Hope you are well! *HUGS*
pleased
On Sep 3 at 2:08 PM
(coy grin)
Kaney
On Sep 3 at 4:50 AM
I MISS our Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandddyyyyy :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Bluesman9830
On Aug 19 at 9:36 AM
Happy Anniversary Baby. MWAH!!!!
morphia
On Aug 17 at 9:01 PM
hey you :) still sexy as ever hehe x
pleased
On Aug 15 at 10:09 AM
i felt like LOLing on your page is all...
:P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ALTF4
On Aug 15 at 5:37 AM
nope never :( I want!
IamJust_Looking
On Aug 14 at 1:09 PM
Honey beeee. xxx
johelmut364
On Aug 14 at 12:37 PM
hi hun! how ya be?
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